Tax Time

[alvino]

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that

she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a

few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and

then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work;

too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl"

"Sorry, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "How about

"Elite chicken farmer".

Stunned, the accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have

to do with being a high-end call girl?"

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

........"Good enough!"