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Depends on the level of beer

No beer: Brits American Dutch German French

5 beer: Brits Dutch German American French passed out

8 beers: Brits German Dutch American goes home

10 beer Brits German Dutch is in the restroom for the rest of the night

13 beer German and Brits singing songs

15 beers German orders Schnaps and the British is going home

20 beers the German goes singing loud to the next waterhole

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I started this post to hopefully we all have fun and and what we call take the piss out of each other. That is just bit of a stir. If I had asked who is the most foul mouthed

. I know us Aussies would win hands down. Brits running in second place. Yanks aren't up there. Good thing is you can't hear all the profanity from the Aussies if there is a yank in the bar talking

Is Yanks refer to Americans? Except UK, how come we don't hear much about EU counties on this forum?

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It's because our mouths aren't as big

Well if you need one buy your own and stop asking America to spend the money so you all can have universal health care and a decent pension instead of funding your military.

Well, then Americans are entitled to be loudest. After all, they are the super power protecting this world.

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Protecting it from whom ?

The rest of the world needs protection from America, not America to do the protecting.

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The most obnoxious I have come across are the old Brits playing the old colonial and for some reason Thailand has plenty of them, the loudest have got to be the colonial cousins from the other side of the pond

The old Colonials! Jeez Soutpeel,how long have you been in Thailand?

I doubt you even know that the British were Colonised for 900 years before they even Colonised one single Country! I will start you off with learning some History:

England Colonised by the Romans for:400 years. England Colonised for 267 years by the Vikings, England Colonised by the Saxons xxx years,Do look up the following:...........

"Dane Gold", Marauding Killers Rapists and Pillagers,and destroyers of villages and Towns in England for 100 years! (until they did one trip too many in their Gold Plundering long boats)and were welcomed by the slaughter committee,which ensured they never returned home,and there people never came back to continue their Atrocities, Look it up it's fascinating!

NB: Further reading on Colonialists: Spain....France.....Portugal......Holland.......etc

England has always given up their Colonised Countries on request,and has handed it back to the rightful people,and surprisingly there are some

that have opted to stay British! Recently the Falkland Islands,and Gibralta .

France has only given up their Colonisation of Lao in the mid fifties,and are clinging on to previous ill gotten French Colonised Countries, I could go on...............

And BTW what Nationality are you!!!

I think you need a history lesson yourself.

There was no such country as England when the Romans invaded the island of Britain.

There was no England when the Saxons invaded.

There was no England when the Vikings invaded.

England didn't come into existence until 927 AD.

England always giving up their colonies on request? Citizens from the USA might disagree with you there as would the Indians.

Look it up, it's fascinating.

As would the Irish

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The most obnoxious I have come across are the old Brits playing the old colonial and for some reason Thailand has plenty of them, the loudest have got to be the colonial cousins from the other side of the pond

The old Colonials! Jeez Soutpeel,how long have you been in Thailand?

I doubt you even know that the British were Colonised for 900 years before they even Colonised one single Country! I will start you off with learning some History:

England Colonised by the Romans for:400 years. England Colonised for 267 years by the Vikings, England Colonised by the Saxons xxx years,Do look up the following:...........

"Dane Gold", Marauding Killers Rapists and Pillagers,and destroyers of villages and Towns in England for 100 years! (until they did one trip too many in their Gold Plundering long boats)and were welcomed by the slaughter committee,which ensured they never returned home,and there people never came back to continue their Atrocities, Look it up it's fascinating!

NB: Further reading on Colonialists: Spain....France.....Portugal......Holland.......etc

England has always given up their Colonised Countries on request,and has handed it back to the rightful people,and surprisingly there are some

that have opted to stay British! Recently the Falkland Islands,and Gibralta .

France has only given up their Colonisation of Lao in the mid fifties,and are clinging on to previous ill gotten French Colonised Countries, I could go on...............

And BTW what Nationality are you!!!

I think you need a history lesson yourself.

There was no such country as England when the Romans invaded the island of Britain.

There was no England when the Saxons invaded.

There was no England when the Vikings invaded.

England didn't come into existence until 927 AD.

England always giving up their colonies on request? Citizens from the USA might disagree with you there as would the Indians.

Look it up, it's fascinating.

"England always giving up their colonies on request? Citizens from the USA might disagree with you there as would the Indians"

I was talking broadly of modern times.

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The most obnoxious I have come across are the old Brits playing the old colonial and for some reason Thailand has plenty of them, the loudest have got to be the colonial cousins from the other side of the pond

The old Colonials! Jeez Soutpeel,how long have you been in Thailand?

I doubt you even know that the British were Colonised for 900 years before they even Colonised one single Country! I will start you off with learning some History:

England Colonised by the Romans for:400 years. England Colonised for 267 years by the Vikings, England Colonised by the Saxons xxx years,Do look up the following:...........

"Dane Gold", Marauding Killers Rapists and Pillagers,and destroyers of villages and Towns in England for 100 years! (until they did one trip too many in their Gold Plundering long boats)and were welcomed by the slaughter committee,which ensured they never returned home,and there people never came back to continue their Atrocities, Look it up it's fascinating!

NB: Further reading on Colonialists: Spain....France.....Portugal......Holland.......etc

England has always given up their Colonised Countries on request,and has handed it back to the rightful people,and surprisingly there are some

that have opted to stay British! Recently the Falkland Islands,and Gibralta .

France has only given up their Colonisation of Lao in the mid fifties,and are clinging on to previous ill gotten French Colonised Countries, I could go on...............

And BTW what Nationality are you!!!

I think you need a history lesson yourself.

There was no such country as England when the Romans invaded the island of Britain.

There was no England when the Saxons invaded.

There was no England when the Vikings invaded.

England didn't come into existence until 927 AD.

England always giving up their colonies on request? Citizens from the USA might disagree with you there as would the Indians.

Look it up, it's fascinating.

"England always giving up their colonies on request? Citizens from the USA might disagree with you there as would the Indians"

I was talking broadly of modern times.

The convenience with which Brits choose to shield themselves from their politically disastrous past and its direct bearing on events of the day is always humorous... Speaking in broadly general historic terms of course

Other than that, Aussies loudest as far as white faces go.

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"England always giving up their colonies on request? Citizens from the USA might disagree with you there as would the Indians"

I was talking broadly of modern times.

My god I was born in Ancient times? Am I that old? Tis a wonder I'm still alive.

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Well, then Americans are entitled to be loudest. After all, they are the super power protecting this world.

Protecting it from whom ?

The rest of the world needs protection from America, not America to do the protecting.

Yes, both American's security interests AND world peace would be in MUCH better shape if we simply accepted a few thousand deaths of our citizens each year as the price to pay for "freedom".

Used normal police and traditional (LIMITED) military-intelligence powers to (truly) defend our interests.

Rather than being in a constant (forever) state of war against an enemy who simply becomes stronger the more we try to attack them.

Rather than losing what little credibility we had in the world as a nation of principles and ideals, sanctioning torture, dropping bombs anywhere we like around the world to assassinate without trial, spying on all communications worldwide and our own citizens.

Rather than throwing out the baby with the bath water, sacrificing those principles of true freedom giving a corrupt government-as-lackey of the military-industrial complex extraordinary powers over its citizens to the point where it may well be impossible for the people to take their constitutional power back.

We put up with hundreds of thousands of our citizens dying in exchange for the "freedom" to drive private automobiles, to drink alcohol and smoke tobacco, for the right to own guns, to avoid "over-regulation" of industry, many many more "deals with the devil" sacrifice human life.

But of course waging nonsensical wars actually MAKES money, good for "the economy", particularly the friends of those that actually run the puppet show that is our corrupt "democracy".

Bottom line is that's the only reason for the "war on terror", all the rest is a sham of brainwashing propoganda, most skillfully executed.

But let's get back to who's loudest in the bars - I agree it's the Aussies once they get a bellyful, and I guess they earned the privilege for supporting US foreign policy so nicely over the years.

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The loudness itself doesn't bother me too much, but as an observastion the Amurcans win followed closely by the Russians and Norwegians equally, and third place goes to the French - not many around, but when they get going they really go for it.

It does seem that the majority of Yanks are loud, but most other nationalities seem to have more of a decibel range.

However, in terms of the loudness combined with the bullsh*t component spoken in the English language, the Amurcans win by a country mile with nobody able to qualify for second place. My biggest fear is getting seated next to one on a plane. Happened once, still having therapy for it. whistling.gif

Darn right we are good bullshitters. How else do you expect to get to the top of the manure pile?

Hence the name " Septic"

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What? I thought farangs pride themselves on being well educated, full of wisdoms, and have good manners with an excellent personality. Am I missing something?

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Sounds like the most boring type of person in the world!

Some gals like mamma's boys, I realize.

But some like excitement.

I think they like mama's boys because there is a chance that the guys will listen to them in the future.

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I started this post to hopefully we all have fun and and what we call take the piss out of each other. That is just bit of a stir. If I had asked who is the most foul mouthed

. I know us Aussies would win hands down. Brits running in second place. Yanks aren't up there. Good thing is you can't hear all the profanity from the Aussies if there is a yank in the bar talking

Is Yanks refer to Americans? Except UK, how come we don't hear much about EU counties on this forum?

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It's because our mouths aren't as big

Well if you need one buy your own and stop asking America to spend the money so you all can have universal health care and a decent pension instead of funding your military.

Well, then Americans are entitled to be loudest. After all, they are the super power protecting this world.

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Protecting it from whom ?

The rest of the world needs protection from America, not America to do the protecting.

Don't get why there are a lot of US bashing going on here. The US is still the most powerful and most generous country in this world. When there is a crisis, I don't see people call the Chinese, the Russian, the British or the German for help. They call the USA for help!

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Don't get why there are a lot of US bashing going on here. The US is still the most powerful and most generous country in this world. When there is a crisis, I don't see people call the Chinese, the Russian, the British or the German for help. They call the USA for help!

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We're not really bashing the US, we're just having a bit of fun with them, for the most part I think they understand this. But some do get a bit hot around the collar.

Who Called the USA for help ? From what I see they just take it upon themselves to invade foreign countries, then cry when some people from those countries have finally had enough and eventually strike back. Most Americans were completely unaware that there was a world outside of the USA up until 9/11. Then for most Americans think that world history started on this day. Americans themselves are nice people, but they are completely deluded as to what is happening in the world.

Back to the biggest mouth theme of the topic. The following is a true story.

Many years ago I was having a meal in a restaurant in my home country when a group of 4 Americans came in and sat down. They were very loud and everything was wrong and they never stopped complaining about everything. I tried to sit there minding my own business, but one of the Americans decided to interact with me.

Him: Hey Guy, what's that on your plate there, the little white ball things.

Me: Potatoes

Him: Potatoes, you call them potatoes, back in the states we grow potatoes 5 times that size.

Me: Yes, we grow them to fit the size of our mouths also.

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Some truth in the Americans....we have a zest and joy for life. Europeans tend to sulk in dark corners and whisper secrets to each other. You will notice Americans dancing, drinking lively, shaking hands, and trying to enjoy more.

Just a cultural difference. Perhaps the foggy, grey days in England have a way of depressing the psyche.

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I actually like your way of explaining things. You know in this thread the idea is the louder you speak the more uncivilized you are but it's not always the case. I am sure you agree with me that chinese ppl equally have a zest and joy for life.

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Yeah, everything is bigger and therefore...louder.

Next time, bring ear plugs, and move further away.

It isn't going to change.

For the guy who thinks Americans just started reading history since 9/11...

I bet a few other dates were equally important.... Live "V" day.... perhaps a few times.

Ungrateful EU personnel, who just don't really have a clue...or perhaps are just a bit overjealous of our freedom of speech, proactiveness, outgoing behaviour, and jovial attitude..... You are the problem..not us.

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Yeah, everything is bigger and therefore...louder.

Next time, bring ear plugs, and move further away.

It isn't going to change.

For the guy who thinks Americans just started reading history since 9/11...

I bet a few other dates were equally important.... Live "V" day.... perhaps a few times.

Ungrateful EU personnel, who just don't really have a clue...or perhaps are just a bit overjealous of our freedom of speech, proactiveness, outgoing behaviour, and jovial attitude..... You are the problem..not us.

The war was won when America came in...It was won when hitler decided to invade Russia. America came in because Japan attacked Pearl Harbour. Germany being an allie of Japan they therefore had to declare war on them too.

Yes, and how wonderful it would have been to be liberated by the ussr, just ask E. Germ, Poland, Hungary etc. anyway back on "topic", to generalize about a nation of 300,000,000 people is beyond futile actually shows ignorence. ...... why do the Brits need to put their flags everywhere? colonial mentality?

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Yeah, everything is bigger and therefore...louder.

Next time, bring ear plugs, and move further away.

It isn't going to change.

For the guy who thinks Americans just started reading history since 9/11...

I bet a few other dates were equally important.... Live "V" day.... perhaps a few times.

Ungrateful EU personnel, who just don't really have a clue...or perhaps are just a bit overjealous of our freedom of speech, proactiveness, outgoing behaviour, and jovial attitude..... You are the problem..not us.

The war was won when America came in...It was won when hitler decided to invade Russia. America came in because Japan attacked Pearl Harbour. Germany being an allie of Japan they therefore had to declare war on them too.

Yes, and how wonderful it would have been to be liberated by the ussr, just ask E. Germ, Poland, Hungary etc. anyway back on "topic", to generalize about a nation of 300,000,000 people is beyond futile actually shows ignorence. ...... why do the Brits need to put their flags everywhere? colonial mentality?

It was the US, The UK and Russia who made the deal regarding East Germany etc.

I've not seen any UK flags flying in Thailand. I've only seen Thais wearing t shirts with the Union Jack. I'm a Scot anyway and would not wear it.

As for the colonial thing I agree. The UK treated many countries badly and created the whole Pakistan / India problem. We also gave them rail, roads and doctors. We did steal a few minerals and boxes of tea in return.

We leave world domination to the US now with their hunger for black gold and cheap petrol.

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Probably gone to sleep or on Wikipedia again getting world facts.

As for Shell. The Dutch probably get into more places due to their LIBERAL foreign policy.

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the yanks love to hear themselves talk, dont know why, just check out all them yankee idiots who love make them nonsense youtube videos , they make me cringe , i avoid conversations with them at all costs. cant stand germans either.

never had a problem with the auzzies, nice bunch in general. i am not from australia btw

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the yanks love to hear themselves talk, dont know why, just check out all them yankee idiots who love make them nonsense youtube videos , they make me cringe , i avoid conversations with them at all costs. cant stand germans either.

never had a problem with the auzzies, nice bunch in general. i am not from australia btw

Ye sound like a Nortern Irland chappie to me. Arrrah. If you are we from America avoid your kind at all costs too.

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the yanks love to hear themselves talk, dont know why, just check out all them yankee idiots who love make them nonsense youtube videos , they make me cringe , i avoid conversations with them at all costs. cant stand germans either.

never had a problem with the auzzies, nice bunch in general. i am not from australia btw

If thats you in the avatar I understand your comments, unfortunately...............coffee1.gif

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Some of comments about USA and oil etc are bit off the topic. Maybe start a new one and do a couple of net searches. IS AMERICA BANKRUPT interesting article by Forbes. Separate but linked is WHY IS OIL TRADED IN GREENBACK .

USA moves in mysterious ways

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the yanks love to hear themselves talk, dont know why, just check out all them yankee idiots who love make them nonsense youtube videos , they make me cringe , i avoid conversations with them at all costs. cant stand germans either.

never had a problem with the auzzies, nice bunch in general. i am not from australia btw

Yank idiots are smarter than Bridiots.

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the yanks love to hear themselves talk, dont know why, just check out all them yankee idiots who love make them nonsense youtube videos , they make me cringe , i avoid conversations with them at all costs. cant stand germans either.

never had a problem with the auzzies, nice bunch in general. i am not from australia btw

Yank idiots are smarter than Bridiots.

Steady on ol' chap, I am English and have had excellent rapour with my USA cousins for many years. ..........coffee1.gif

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Depends on the level of beer

No beer: Brits American Dutch German French

5 beer: Brits Dutch German American French passed out

8 beers: Brits German Dutch American goes home

10 beer Brits German Dutch is in the restroom for the rest of the night

13 beer German and Brits singing songs

15 beers German orders Schnaps and the British is going home

20 beers the German goes singing loud to the next waterhole

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gotta love it absolutely true

Naw naw naw, wait oan the Dutch drink wee beers and at a rate of 1 every 2 hours tighter than a tight thing the other point is don't say the British just the English their drinking their poofy pimms

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