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The only masseuse I want to kiss me is my wife.

Agree, no telling where that other masseuse's lips have been!!bah.gifbah.gif

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Sure, the massage story was dumb and never needed to be told. I simply tried to add some comedy to the site, and it was a true story.

Yes it was rather dumb, participially that you switched three times the tense throughout the story. A creative writer normally maintains a narrative flow by either sticking to a present or a past tense as a certain literary subjectivity unfolds. Trying to combine the comical and factual is like riding two horses at the same time. It surely can done...

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No! it's happened to me twice and I don't even like Massages in general.

First time after more than a half of the 2 hours, my Masseuse suddenly ran out of steam,and decided she would rather cuddle up to me,than carry on exerting herself.Sorry to say nothing happened,we both fell asleep!

Freaking females! What (straight) man would ever do this?

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No! it's happened to me twice and I don't even like Massages in general.

First time after more than a half of the 2 hours, my Masseuse suddenly ran out of steam,and decided she would rather cuddle up to me,than carry on exerting herself.Sorry to say nothing happened,we both fell asleep!

Freaking females! What (straight) man would ever do this?

Keep Trolling and you will have a very short career on TV!

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