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This happened many years ago in Ras Al K (UAE) The police caught a pakistani national having sex with a cow. Thet strapped him to the back oh the cow naked and drove slowly through town for all to see.

They were both taken to the local cop shop, and belive it or not the man was released before the cow. !

I know i'm going to be told this is rubbish, or don't belive you etc, but it is true. Maybe the cow here made a false statement and was kept for further questioning??? Who's to know.....

Whether the cow filed a complaint or not is a moooot point.

Love triangle with a cow is hard to comprehend. Nothing like love with a sheep.

In support of my previous post:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stump%20broke

I wonder if the cow will need therapy.

rape cow…nseling maybe.

You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

Great Alibi, the cow can,t go to court and with a dead body ,it entirely plausable in Amazing Thailand.

A Cowpoke ?

I see this story is being milked for a laugh

I wonder if the cow will need therapy.

and is she allowed to abort if she gets pregnant?

Thats udderly ridiculous.

Very a-mooooosing Lol

Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker!

Apparently you aren't from USA or you would know the term - "Stump broke".

Back in Western Kentucky when I was a kid a stump broke cow used to sell for an extra five dollars at an auction. Maybe more than that if the buyer had been drinking moonshine.

Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

'Officer, I wasn't even horny'.

Welcome to the Land of Smiles!

Take it that includes yourself

Lp

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? http://static.thaivisa.com/forum//public/

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BTW RIP.

Take it that includes yourself

i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels

I think your statistically correct, I mean look at how many farangs are married to them..

Does that include yourself?

Edited March 30, 201412 yr by Artisi

Perhaps an underaged cow?

Cow trafficking, is becoming more and more a problem here in Thailand.

Perhaps it happended in one of the fishbowl places, where customers fight over the best looking one.

The victim probably tried to make the first mooo-ve

You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor.

If you start screwing around in the moo-bahn, you're just asking for trouble.

Let this be a lesson!

It was beef curtains for him.

Edited March 30, 201412 yr by arthurwait

Pat a cake , pat a cake bakers man.

Lucky he didn't pick one from the other side of the yellow line.

The man HERD the feeling was nice, it was FRIESION outside so he wore a JERSEY, feeling HORNy STEERED himself in. It could have happened in HEREFORD. A load of BULL and BULLOCKS.

I know it's CORNy and CUD have done better.

Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

Only got a moo from this one.

Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

Daisy, daisy give me your answer do...

If only he had done it with the hoe instead.

Whose laughing now ?

Only a slight difference from the Oztralian anthem

Waltzing MOOtilda.

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.

and sheep in New Zealand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jG6JFrWjGTE

Done worse.

Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker!

cunnilingus ?

you just didn't taste so good....