Popular Post Scarpolo Posted April 17, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2014 A can opener. She was cutting the tops of cans open, with a knife 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKK Blues Brother Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 A deep fat fryer that use minimal oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post I Like Thai Posted April 17, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2014 This year I didn't buy my wife a birthday present. She asked why? I said "I bought you a plot of land last year and you still haven't used it" A lovely plot of land, 8ft x 6ft x 4ft. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rhodie Posted April 17, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2014 broomstick. Mine came with a broomstick... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 mines a little hover mower for her, fits in my case,,lol Remember this? Tiny little thing would never cope with our lawn paddock jungle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 (edited) mine gets annoyed with me tapping her on the shoulder looking (or turkey slapping her forehead for those read that other thread) for some leg over all the time so I bought mine a gik. Edited April 17, 2014 by Spoonman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottocus Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Bought mine a new frying pan yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Bought mine a new frying pan yesterday. If it was a cast-iron one, be afraid, be very afraid. Even an aluminium one can hurt, I know, ex-wife was a champion with said implement (no, not cooking in it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JournalistsAreLiars Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 A brain <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 If anyone knows where to buy the lessons...looking for 'swallowing' for dummies book. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) If anyone knows where to buy the lessons...looking for 'swallowing' for dummies book. At the point of no return grab hold of their nose. they will inhale. Edited April 18, 2014 by Spoonman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tim armstrong Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I can say this on this not so PC forum. But I bought my wife one of those new high pressure irons - she loves it. She wanted a chainsaw, seriously, but a friend persuaded her otherwise. The place I buy lawnmowers has refused to repair another one if she continues to put oil in the petrol tank. Last time I took one there it miraculously started first time, but sprayed their entire shop with oil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loles Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 sedative pills ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Search of Space Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Cyanide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Search of Space Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I don't know why she was pissed off when I bought her a Harley Davidson (in UK) on her birthday, I loved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inzman Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 An iron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarpolo Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 An iron hot water for shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arunsakda Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarpolo Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself. thanks for the visualization, nothing beats a petite pretty woman, up in the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonjake Posted April 18, 2014 Author Share Posted April 18, 2014 A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself. i like this one, remends me how our worktops give me back ach, as we made them lower toi suit mac my wife,,,lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 The best thing I ever bought for my wife was a big pack of sleeping pills, haven't heard much from her lately.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegee Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 A Hat .....so she doesnt get so burnt when she is on the ride on mower for any length of time.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatsujin Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Divorce 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saroq Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 My suggestions for anniversary gifts for you lucky wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuketrichard Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 her Azus tablet, best $120 i ever spent she loves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maderaroja Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I bought a cafe and leased it to her so that she can support me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post overherebc Posted April 19, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2014 She kept forgetting things so I got her one of those memory sticks. Only had to slap her on the a-se twice with it, now she remembers everything. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfmanjack Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 If anyone knows where to buy the lessons...looking for 'swallowing' for dummies book. I can give you a link to a book on how to give great a great bj. My wife wouldn't read it though and yours probably won't either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wolfmanjack Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself. i like this one, remends me how our worktops give me back ach, as we made them lower toi suit mac my wife,,,lol I made that mistake in the old house I built. The new house has counter tops that are suitable to me and the kids. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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