Send This To You Female Friends.

[Jockstar]

GUYS, SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR LADY FRIENDS. SOMETHING THEY must READ...

Ladies, read carefully to the end. This info is going to be very useful

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop

assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which

you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them

with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had

no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop

and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other

shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,

*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch

the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it

would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

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[English Noodles]

It's very bad mannors to throw something to another person in this way whilst in Thailand.

Edited June 16, 2006 by English Noodles

[agsnowdon]

It's very bad mannors to throw something to another person in this way whilst in Thailand.

Chill thats why its a joke.

[britmaveric]

Well honestly thought it would be better.

[suegha]

I think it's a very good workable example - no need to over-complicate it.