Bear Hunting

There was an eskimo that always wanted to trap a polar bear. He tried many different methods but

none of them seemed to work very well.

One day, a man told him that he had a sure-fire way to catch a polar bear.

"First" he said, "you cut a big hole in the ice. It needs to be big enough to fit the bear into.

Then, you line up green peas around the hole and make a trail of peas leading up to the hole as bait.

This is how you catch him...

When the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole."