Popular Post HeijoshinCool Posted June 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 12, 2014 I recently attended activity day at a friend’s secondary school. Booths, I was told, were set up under teachers’ guidance to display what kids could be/do when they grow up. One booth had straw hats and matts. Another booth had crudely fashioned pottery. Another booth had posters of Hubble Telescope photos, and a small refractor telescope, which the teacher excitedly insisted I look through. It was just after lunch, and I saw a tree. Then I went to a booth with cow testicles on a tray. I don’t know what the future profession was supposed to be, but the really cute teacher pointed at me, smiled big, and said in English, “I want see sperm you!” This made me a tad uncomfortable, and I wondered how to possibly reply. Then I notice she’s pointing at slide under a microscope. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDrinker Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 You should have offered her a private personal donation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 You should have said"yes,but only if you can help me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Weirdest school ever. Truly bizzare. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 Weirdest school ever. Truly bizzare. Actually, it was pretty depressing, what these teachers were giving the kids to look forward to. On the other hand, there were a few fun moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mesquite Posted June 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) "*Cow* testicles"? Cow? I take it you did not grow up on a ranch. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand Edited June 12, 2014 by mesquite 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeijoshinCool Posted June 12, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 12, 2014 "*Cow* testicles"? Cow? I take it you did not grow up on a ranch. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand A. cow1 kou/ noun a fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of ox, used as a source of milk or beef. "a dairy cow" (loosely) a domestic bovine animal, regardless of sex or age. (in farming) a female domestic bovine animal that has borne more than one calf. B. Is it too late to change the topic title? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post WitawatWatawit Posted June 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 12, 2014 "Then I notice she’s pointing at slide under a microscope." Reply: "No need microscope. Can see with naked eye, I show you." Zip. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seastallion Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I think you misheard or misinterpeted; "(I) Want to see sperm, you?". The "I" was imagined and she was asking if you want to see the sperm from the cow (sic). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythmworx Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Weirdest school ever. Truly bizzare. Actually, it was pretty depressing, what these teachers were giving the kids to look forward to. On the other hand, there were a few fun moments. Hang on a minute........ I thought this was some kind of bad joke at 1st, but after reading more I see you are being serious. That's one of the oddest stories I've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taotoo Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Weirdest school ever. Truly bizzare. Actually, it was pretty depressing, what these teachers were giving the kids to look forward to. On the other hand, there were a few fun moments. Hang on a minute........ I thought this was some kind of bad joke at 1st, but after reading more I see you are being serious. That's one of the oddest stories I've ever heard. Just another day in Thailand. He didn't even bother to mention the nazi-themed booth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBChai Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 In the Third Person "you speak me look " makes no sense nor this topic ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wow64 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Lucky you noticed the microscope before your slong was out. Would have been more awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 She said .. and said in English, “I want see sperm you!” Maybe she meant ... "I want you see sperm!" so maybe she didn't want to see your sperm, but participate in the activity and she wanted for you to see the cows sperm? Just hypothesising ... I wasn't there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 But the take out from that OP for me was ... "the really cute teacher pointed at me, smiled big," Did you get her phone number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeycountry Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 (edited) My friend you = your friend I want see sperm you = (do) you want (to) see sperm(?) Edited June 14, 2014 by monkeycountry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 A cow with testicles, udder nonsense. I have only one word to say to the OP; bullocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClutchClark Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I think you misheard or misinterpeted; "(I) Want to see sperm, you?". The "I" was imagined and she was asking if you want to see the sperm from the cow (sic). Wishful thinking on part of OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClutchClark Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 This is why I have no great desire to speak Thai, I can only imagine all the ways I would butcher the language. Understand Thai? Yes. Learn to speak? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdanielmcev Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 You know, maybe that was all those people could afford. What did you expect to see through the telescope during daylight hours? The Crab Nebula? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 'How should I have replied?': Cute teacher: 'I want see sperm you' (points to microscope slide) You: 'You'll need something bigger than that' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 You were just milking it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 "*Cow* testicles"? Cow? I take it you did not grow up on a ranch. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand you seen the chemicals they give them these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choochoo Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 You should have said"yes,but only if you can help me". How many feeMALES will become happie ending providers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I find in such situations to avoid potential embarrasment and social faux pas carrying a large car vintage car horn similar to that used by circus clowns and giving it a couple of HONK! HONKS! after receiving such a comment is culturally acceptable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 "Fine, but you'll have to give me a hand !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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