A frog with no cash fancies a holiday, So he goes to the bank and approaches the teller Ms Patty Wak and says he would like a loan, she asks him what he has it the way of security, he says my father is Mick Jagger. H'mm thats a start but have you got something more tangible. Well I have this little pink elephant trinket. Humouring him she says I will have to refer it to the manager. After listening to all the details the manager said .........................

It's a nik knack Patty Wak give the frog a loan, his old mans a rolling stone

TBWG

dont give up ya day job matey

Is this the worst gag ever? As I kept reading I knew what sort of thing was coming!