An Englishman, Irishman And Scotsman

[LaoPo]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are playing golf with their

wives.

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to

place

her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of

underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband

demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The

Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake

of

decency, here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her

skirt

also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin

Mary,

woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches

into

his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20. Go and buy

yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt

over

her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of

Jaysus

Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd

any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love

'o

Jaysus 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

[Old Geezer]

Hiya LaoPo:

I'd love to forward this to another Forum where the members would get a good laugh from it, BUT will NOT do so w/out your "OK" THANX...O.G.

[LaoPo]

Hiya LaoPo:

I'd love to forward this to another Forum where the members would get a good laugh from it, BUT will NOT do so w/out your "OK" THANX...O.G.

Of course, you're most welcome! Do go ahead; the more people laugh, the better...

LaoPo