neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) Aussie slang explained. Edited June 22, 2014 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snottgoblin Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Does one have to have a mullet to be a member?Yes.And you have to admit the pasties are the food of pussies. Real men eat quiche. Lol, quiche??? I would think that belongs in another forum that I won't mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snottgoblin Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozsamurai Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Yeah that was a line ball, I would have called Harry from the Sullivan's. Oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 bump. There aren't many bumps in Oz apart from Ayers Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Thai Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ? Drongo was another one of his 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 So, you (Aussies) steal Phar Lapp, Pavlova, Russel Crowe, and now you try to make out that John Clarke is an Aussie. Those convict chains are obviously a sign of something genetic. Mind you, once we are outside of Oz or NZ, it doesn't really matter because it's us vs the rest of the world and a bit of brotherly rivalry can be put behind us. Are you saying that you're a Bro from across the Ditch? I thought you were an Aussie. Suppose, there is still time for you yet ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snottgoblin Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ? Drongo was another one of his He was pretty funny old Alf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 bump.There aren't many bumps in Oz apart from Ayers Rock Tru lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ? Drongo was another one of his He was pretty funny old Alf. He's the guy off the snickers ad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snottgoblin Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ? Drongo was another one of his He was pretty funny old Alf.He's the guy off the snickers ad?pIs he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ? Drongo was another one of his He was pretty funny old Alf. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seastallion Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 2014 Australian Citizenship test 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the ****"? 2. What is a bloody little beauty?? 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? 4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo." 5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? 6. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? You're going home in the back of a ? c) Fair crack of the ? d) Fair suck of the ? 7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss 8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? 9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? 10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a TimTam. 13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? 14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? 16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter"b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? 17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? 18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing"circle work"? 19. Who would you like to crack on to? 20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? 21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? 22. What does " sinkin ' **** at a mates joint and getten para " mean? 23. What does Yeah-Nah mean? 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? That reminds me.... A chap who didn't know the answer to question 11 was walking past the butcher when he saw in the window some rissoles. Unfortunately, the "R" on the sign had the little leg fallen off so it looked like a "P" "I'd like half a kilo of piss'oles, please" "What!?" says the butcher.. "I'd like half a kilo of piss'oles, please, there, those things in the window". :What the...." says the butcher and looks at the window display. He sees the sign and realises what's happened. "Oh, sorry, that's not "P" it;s "R". "Ok then, I'd like half a kilo of arsoles". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Could I claim naming rights for the forum? We could call it KINGSWOOD COUNTRY . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 2014 Australian Citizenship test 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the ****"? 2. What is a bloody little beauty?? 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? 4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo." 5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? 6. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? You're going home in the back of a ? c) Fair crack of the ? d) Fair suck of the ? 7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss 8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? 9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? 10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a TimTam. 13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? 14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? 16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter"b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? 17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? 18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing"circle work"? 19. Who would you like to crack on to? 20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? 21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? 22. What does " sinkin ' **** at a mates joint and getten para " mean? 23. What does Yeah-Nah mean? 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?That reminds me.... A chap who didn't know the answer to question 11 was walking past the butcher when he saw in the window some rissoles. Unfortunately, the "R" on the sign had the little leg fallen off so it looked like a "P" "I'd like half a kilo of piss'oles, please" "What!?" says the butcher.. "I'd like half a kilo of piss'oles, please, there, those things in the window". :What the...." says the butcher and looks at the window display. He sees the sign and realises what's happened. "Oh, sorry, that's not "P" it;s "R". "Ok then, I'd like half a kilo of arsoles". RAOFLAO ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 Could I claim naming rights for the forum? We could call it KINGSWOOD COUNTRY . +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snottgoblin Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw-fGLO6T4c 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ? Drongo was another one of his He was pretty funny old Alf. Did ya like that little gobla ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesseFrank Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I once tried to immigrate to Australia because it looks like a country i can love. First question immigration asked me was if I had a criminal record. I didn't even know that was still required. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snottgoblin Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I though Alf in Home and Away used to say "flaming Galah" ? Drongo was another one of his He was pretty funny old Alf. Did ya like that little gobla ? Superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seastallion Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 We have a continent all to ourselves. Of course we should have our own forum.Can we throw the Kiwis in with you lot as well? Of course. We need cheap labour. You mean reliable and skillful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snottgoblin Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) I once tried to immigrate to Australia because it looks like a country i can love. First question immigration asked me was if I had a criminal record. I didn't even know that was still required. They're getting a bit choose these days. One could say, getting a little bit above their station. Edited June 22, 2014 by snottgoblin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 (edited) A must watch 1 minute Australian Political video ! Edited June 22, 2014 by neverdie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesseFrank Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 We have a continent all to ourselves. Of course we should have our own forum.Can we throw the Kiwis in with you lot as well? Of course. We need cheap labour. I heard they had a lot of sheep labor already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 I once tried to immigrate to Australia because it looks like a country i can love. First question immigration asked me was if I had a criminal record. I didn't even know that was still required. Odlie but a goody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seastallion Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I don't think anyone has thought of Kath and Kim yet..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhMKARRmuLI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 Watch for the hidden message in this Australian Katoey commercial. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 I don't think anyone has thought of Kath and Kim yet..... Nobody takes the piiissss outa the Ozzies as good as the Ozzies can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozsamurai Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 noice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snottgoblin Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I don't think anyone has thought of Kath and Kim yet.....Nobody takes the piiissss outa the Ozzies as good as the Ozzies can Maybe The Poms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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