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Illegal Sex Toys In Thailand


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Did anyone else see the Thai TV piece on sex toys last night? They set up a 'buy' with a company on the internet selling sex toys. Then the police and the tv reporters with a hidden camera went to the 'meet' where they managed to catch a taxi driver paid to deliver the dildos and blow up dolls. Then they went bak to where he was to bring the money and they caught these dealers of immoral plastic. God knows what would happen to Thai women if they were to get hold of these 10 mil dildos,,would a Thai man ever be enough for them again? I for one am glad that the media and police are looking out for Thai morals. I wonder how many of the blowup dolls went home with the police that night?

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Shucks!! I missed a good documentary. What channel and what time was it? The contends below are not meant to offend, it is just meant for the lighther side of life of those who could not afford or were not able to obtain such toys.

Anyway, if they called drug peddlars drug pushers, do they call dildo peddlars "dildo pushers" :o

Immoral plastic, well that is new to me. Well the next time we have salad we should think about the Immoral cucumbers and carrots or the if we are having the Squid salad, we could think of it as the immoral squid or when we are having steak, we could think of the immoral steak. Perverted thoughts- Yes, really bad. But these are seen on porn and probably practiced.

The japs are particularly fond of the tentacles of the octupus, so the next time, we order Octupus Shashami we should insist that it is sanitarized. Well for the squid it depends on the size of the body, be careful of those that are between 6 to 9 inches in depth and if you there is any slime when served. Hence and really a friend of mine has stayed off squid (whether fried, boild or raw).

Well, worry about the steak if they are twin slices but then again who knows even a Carpet beggar steak could be an excellent choice if the chef was desperate. remember how fresh the oysters in between the steaks tasted, you could almost feel the saltiness of the sea. :D

Between an illegitimate affair and a visit to the prostitute which would be more immoral? Which would cause the spread of Aids? Perhaps such aids if taken with an open mind could revive an otherwise boring sex life. I guess that we have to take this factors into account. Not that I am in support for either but have just put this down for discussion.

Lastly, what will Toxin do about this, are dildo pushers to be eliminated by the bullet too, just like drug pushers? :D

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Toxin's wife must be a very happy and satisfied woman.

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Imagine this scenario:

Mrs. T: Darling, what can I get you for Songkran.

Mr. T: Can I have a plastic Noi.

Mrs. T: Sure no problem, I was getting tired of the old dick anyway. I think it is must be suffering the bird flu, it is doesn't seem to stand to attention for too long this days. Can't understand why it won't work after 10 pm this days.

And can I have one of those hot dildos distributed by that taxi driver as seen on TV.

Mr .: Sure no problem what color do you want, with or without out variable speed? Or tell you what Darling why not come to the warehouse tonight we can have a fitting session and ahem ahem maybe some fun after that. I mean this must be made in China stuff must surely be better than the Cigars my our friend in the West uses for Mona.

Mrs. T: Okay see you at the warehouse tonight but please don't forget to switch off the hidden camera we don't want the whole country watching us on our family channel do we. Hee Hee.

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My mates Thai wife wants to sell sex toys in Bangkok. She reckons it would be huge business. I bet shes right. They have been 'toying' with the idea for sometime now. He will have to be careful then.

One time in SydenyI was seeing off my Japanese friend who had shared our rent house for sometimes...at the bus station. Opposite was a huge 'adult' shop, so we thought we would play one last trick on her before she started her round Aust journey ! We went inside and did not telll her what the shop was going to be ......we thought she would be shocked....but no way........she took it all in her stride.....had to laugh. She said she had seen it all before.

Then I started to wonder about those looks she used to give me when she was going to bed at night.......... :o

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I have heard Hadyai is the place to buy sexual stimulators, I have heard that there is 5 shopping sois near the pink lady that sell them.

I have heard pepper spray, tazer guns, "shockers", crossbows and "replica guns" are also found in that same area, but further down the road.

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