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Tell me about mentally ill foreigners

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The other day I had a foreigner came to look for my house that is for sale.

I have a fancy sound system where with a small remote I can change the sound from inside to outside or in the bedrooms.

I also have the pool light, jacuzzi and waterfall operated with a small remote. I showed it to him. Both remotes have their fixed location, one in it's holder on the patio, the other on the sound system inside the house.

Today I need to check something on the pool and reached for the remote, only to notice that it was gone. My instinct told me to look for the speaker remote, and that was also gone.

So there is only one conclusion and that is that the sick bastard nicked both of them. They are unusable for him as they are fixed coded to their receivers.

Now you really need to be sick to do something like that, isn't it.

rant over

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I find it very strange to think (not impossible) that some guy would steal your remote control. More likely it's stuck in a couch somewhere. My wife just lost her phone and we swore one of son's misplaced it - a week later we found it after she had already replaced the sim and phone. She had placed it in a document folder after using it to call someone about one of the documents.

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When I first started to read this I thought it was about mentally ill foreigners that buy real estate in Thailand. Then I realised it was about mentally ill foreigners that stole remotes.

;)

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No, its mentally ill foreigners ranting on Thai Visa !

 

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OP, when I visited your house. last time, I fancied soooo much your fancy sound system and also your pool light, jacuzzi and waterfall.

So, I got your remotes and at the moment I'm running around the house and the garden, pressing the buttons and pretending I have the same.

Ahhhhhh......feels so good.

PS. Got all my medication this morning.

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House sounds nice, where is it?

PS have you got any more remotes?

Have a look around the area where you were cutting the irrigation pipes....biggrin.png I usually blame everybody else for things and then find it where I left it....

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If it was a single remote I would believe it was misplaced, since it are 2 remotes that are at different locations usual, the chance that they are misplaced at the same time is very small.

I have checked all trousers, all couches, all drawers in the past 2 hours. They are definitely gone.

Maybe the big gecko had it for breakfast? smile.png

You should start a thread asking where to buy replacements from.

has the house cleaner been today?.......

Its just plain silly to think a farang has a fetish for your remotes...have you been a good boy lately?

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has the house cleaner been today?.......

Nobody else other than me has been in the house since the visit of that foreigner.

What possessed you to let someone walk around your house who you didn't know, or have an address for?

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What possessed you to let someone walk around your house who you didn't know, or have an address for?

I have his address and contact details, but accusing him not gonna help isn't it ?

The remotes are so small that you can hold them in your handpalm without anyone noticing, so easily picked up when I turn my back.

Did he call you to arrange the viewing ? if yes then you should have his number on your phone, call him and demand he return the remotes.

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No, its mentally ill foreigners ranting on Thai Visa !

Or it could be about the mentally ill they keep watch over other mentally ill. ;)

As for the thread, surely the OP kept a close eye on. the stranger inside his house? One could argue to not do so would be CRAZY !

What possessed you to let someone walk around your house who you didn't know, or have an address for?

This is the bit I don't understand. Surely you were with the fellow as he looked around the house. I know you said they were small remotes but didn't it register when he DIDN'T hand them back to you?

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Have we narrowed down who the mentally ill party is yet?

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If it was a single remote I would believe it was misplaced, since it are 2 remotes that are at different locations usual, the chance that they are misplaced at the same time is very small.

I have checked all trousers, all couches, all drawers in the past 2 hours. They are definitely gone.

Can he stand outside your house at night and change the volume and selection on your sound system? tongue.png

No, its mentally ill foreigners ranting on Thai Visa !

Or it could be about the mentally ill they keep watch over other mentally ill. ;)

As for the thread, surely the OP kept a close eye on. the stranger inside his house? One could argue to not do so would be CRAZY !

You mean like "the lunatics have taken over the assylum" ?.......many a true word is said in jest !

 

Have we narrowed down who the mentally ill party is yet?

A quick whip around the forum revealed, apparently everyone here is complete nuts. Fortunate really, because the OP has somehow misplaced two remotes in a short space of time and is now searching madly (pardon the pun) for both the remotes and his marbles.

Of course, by posting on TVF about the dilemma has without doubt made the task of finding the missing remotes so much easier.

Fortunately for the OP, he has reported to TVF, HUB of crazy people, so his chances of finding the remote thief (if in fact there is one) is extremely high.

Hopefully my post clears this matter up for you.

No, its mentally ill foreigners ranting on Thai Visa !

Or it could be about the mentally ill they keep watch over other mentally ill. ;)

As for the thread, surely the OP kept a close eye on. the stranger inside his house? One could argue to not do so would be CRAZY !

You mean like "the lunatics have taken over the assylum" ?.......many a true word is said in jest !

Something like that.

All my alarm bells were ringing at the 'neverdie control centre' as I have google alerts set whenever somebody enters the term, 'mentally ill foreigners' into the TVF thread engine. I believe I have a certain level of expertise in the area :)

I must admit, it's terribly frustrating when one constantly misplaces items. very frustrating and I always look for others to blame, as well. 5555555

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What possessed you to let someone walk around your house who you didn't know, or have an address for?

This is the bit I don't understand. Surely you were with the fellow as he looked around the house. I know you said they were small remotes but didn't it register when he DIDN'T hand them back to you?

Sent from my XT1032 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

I didn't hand them to him, as i said it is very easy to pick them up unnoticed when i turn my back.

SMS the alleged perpetrator a link to this thread.

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No, its mentally ill foreigners ranting on Thai Visa !

So you say I'm mentally ill ?

You are a moderator aren't you ?

No, its mentally ill foreigners ranting on Thai Visa !

So you say I'm mentally ill ?

You are a moderator aren't you ?

No JesseFrank, Charlie was referring to me, not you. Relax.

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Have we narrowed down who the mentally ill party is yet?

A quick whip around the forum revealed, apparently everyone here is complete nuts. Fortunate really, because the OP has somehow misplaced two remotes in a short space of time and is now searching madly (pardon the pun) for both the remotes and his marbles.

Of course, by posting on TVF about the dilemma has without doubt made the task of finding the missing remotes so much easier.

Fortunately for the OP, he has reported to TVF, HUB of crazy people, so his chances of finding the remote thief (if in fact there is one) is extremely high.

Hopefully my post clears this matter up for you.

No it doesn't make my task of finding them any easier, especially since they aren't there to find , but it lightens up my heart a bit as it will cost me about 3K and a lot of work since one of the receivers is installed above the ceiling in a very difficult to reach location.

Have we narrowed down who the mentally ill party is yet?

A quick whip around the forum revealed, apparently everyone here is complete nuts. Fortunate really, because the OP has somehow misplaced two remotes in a short space of time and is now searching madly (pardon the pun) for both the remotes and his marbles.

Of course, by posting on TVF about the dilemma has without doubt made the task of finding the missing remotes so much easier.

Fortunately for the OP, he has reported to TVF, HUB of crazy people, so his chances of finding the remote thief (if in fact there is one) is extremely high.

Hopefully my post clears this matter up for you.

No it doesn't make my task of finding them any easier, especially since they aren't there to find , but it lightens up my heart a bit as it will cost me about 3K and a lot of work since one of the receivers is installed above the ceiling in a very difficult to reach location.

Okay, I can see you are upset.

First thing. Take a deep breath.

Now think, when was the last time you saw the remotes? Do you have a cat or dog?

Have you had a boys look or a girls look?

Looks like a good candidate for the OP of the year award... facepalm.gif

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