This morning on the M4,

I looked over to my

left and there was a

WOMAN !!

in a brand new

Holden

doing 95 kph

with her

face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all

the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against

the steering wheel,

it knocked

my mobile phone

away from my ear

which fell

into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the ###### phone,

soaked my pants,

and disconnected an

important call.

###### women drivers

Look at the better side, hiromj...... you are still here to narrate the whole episode in your own words.......hahahaha.

gotta agree those women drivers worry me, you forgot to mention she was probably on the phone too