when you get in confined spaces buses train lifts best one the like mini buses they drop a stinker the worst i found are the trains in kl the malaya and indian

men seem to enjoy watchingeveryone trying to cover nose must be the currys as they are rotten cheers from unhappy sniffer

Carry a box of matches in your handbag and strike one when you smell a fart. That's what old ladies used to do when they hit the bogs while out

your own fault for being a poor farang in SEA, travelling with the cattle classes.

Carry a box of matches in your handbag and strike one when you smell a fart. That's what old ladies used to do when they hit the bogs while out

Cant believe with your name you dared to make a reply on this thread

The quality keeps on coming.

Carry a box of matches in your handbag and strike one when you smell a fart. That's what old ladies used to do when they hit the bogs while out

Cant believe with your name you dared to make a reply on this thread

always fascinated with the term "bung" and asked an aussie mate what it meant... .... not going to repeat in on TV what he said for fear of offending the PC TV members..

Reminds me of a foreign commercial I have seen.

A beautiful lady gets in a shiny new car. She patiently stares out the window, waiting for her husband,

As she is waiting, she smiles uneasily, rolls to the side a bit and lets go a huge, long and loud fart.

She then rolls down the window and tries to wave out the foul air from the car, as her husband jumps in to the front seat next to her.

He says to her, Are you getting along with my mom and pop?

She looks in the rear view mirror and there is old mom and pop with a polite, grimacing grin on their faces and nodding their heads.

They were there all the time!

I always thought it meant a wooden plug used to stop holes in boats.......

Are you saying it means something else?

A guilty person who wants to confess will often approach his problem in a roundabout fashion.

OP. - we are very understanding people on this board. We won't stand in judgement.

I always thought it meant a wooden plug used to stop holes in boats.......

Are you saying it means something else?

Oh yes.

Brilliant name, what made you really choose it?

Always, do at Tesco's, when many people are around.

Then hold my nose and point at someone else that is not looking at me.

Works every time, everybody is looking at him/her in disgust.

My trades men's entrance after red wine and Mexican spicy cheese is akin to a weapon of mass destruction.

I prefer a taxi filled with friends and blame it on the taxi driver.

Always, do at Tesco's, when many people are around.

Then hold my nose and point at someone else that is not looking at me.

Works every time, everybody is looking at him/her in disgust.

We would do that too...

But first we would load up the target's cart with sanitary napkins and condoms....then do the farting and pointing.

If you let a decent one go on the BTS nobody fights you for the grab strap.

Mine are silent sulphuric and deadly and can be fired at will and if you match that prowess with an inscrutable facial expression that would shame confucius then the scene is set for great fun and satisfaction.

Usually I let go when I am in a smallish lift with those Russians families who represent the worst element of that society, stony faced unfriendly and unwilling to move either way when someone wants to vacate the lift or enter it .

Its amazing, the effect that is, still no sign of anything other than an urgent need to get out of that lift ASAP whether its their floor or not.

Revenge can be sweet and odorous!

I once held it in after a late night in spicy and quite literally soiled myself and filled my boots up when exiting the tuk tuk.

Thankfully the hotel had a fish pond in the front so I stripped and swam through that and left a few submersibles for the fish to interrogate.

Spicy food is not good to me.

I always thought it meant a wooden plug used to stop holes in boats.......

Are you saying it means something else?

Oh yes.

Brilliant name, what made you really choose it?

It's been my nickname for 35 years. Came from a character in a comic strip called the wizard of id. True story.

This thread has to be a wind up

This would really be a thread for the poster heavydrinker RIP

This would really be a thread for the poster heavydrinker RIP

Yes Mr. Toad, HD would have been all over this one like a rash.

Any idea what happened to him, one day he was posting away merrily and then he was gone.

I cannot get into his profile now to send him a PM.

For the subject matter, through the use of a TGAU, a clawed warrior could be introduced into this scenario to harvest the gases.

This would really be a thread for the poster heavydrinker RIP

Yes Mr. Toad, HD would have been all over this one like a rash.

Any idea what happened to him, one day he was posting away merrily and then he was gone.

I cannot get into his profile now to send him a PM.

For the subject matter, through the use of a TGAU, a clawed warrior could be introduced into this scenario to harvest the gases.

Yeah, I wanted to PM him to, but not able to do it - I miss his forthright humour.

Wherever there is a question there will always be an answer.