Gsxrnz Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Proof that Americans don't understand cricket. Jimmy Neesham, a New Zealand test cricketer had his bat taken off him by U.S. customs for inspection. The neanderthals then drilled a series of large holes in it looking for drugs before giving it back to him. [attachment=278509:bat.jpg] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Great place to hide drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daoyai Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 and so Thai related or just an excuse to cll americans "neanderthals".... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I prefer my crickets deep-fried, with a bit of sea salt... Oh wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) Who cares about a dumb old flat bat anyways? The holes should make it lighter, and now it can at least be used for something interesting....like swatting flies and such. Edited August 9, 2014 by slipperylobster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirstymelb101 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 5555555555 !! This is hilarious !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 and so Thai related or just an excuse to cll americans "neanderthals".... I think the latter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 For your information, neanderthals can not use power tools, so the customs agents in the USA are not neanderthals. They are Cro-Magnon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Turns out it wasn't Neesham, it was Lendl Simmons. [attachment=278511:image.jpg] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I read about a guy's bagpipes being destroyed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
californiabeachboy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I am an American, and I admit it - I do not understand cricket. I lived in Brisbane for two years, and my friend (mate?) dragged me to a cricket match at the "Gaba". I knew I was in trouble when I looked at the Aussie next to me, and he had several Sunday papers, his phone and computer, and kept getting up every half hour for a coffee. These games go on forever. This game moves too slowly for a Neandrathal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Whilst I agree with our OP, it's not Thai related (not the Neanderthal bit). Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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