Bozo Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 A physicist, an accountant and a lawyer are all standing around at a party discussing if it's better to have a wife or a girlfriend. The accountant says, “A girlfriend! No commitments, no hassles. When you get tired, you just move on.” The lawyer says, “One needs a wife. That way you have a representative; an extension of yourself at important gatherings with influential people.” The physicist says, “You're both wrong. You need a wife and a girlfriend. That way the wife thinks you're with the girlfriend, the girlfriend thinks you're with the wife and all the while you're at the lab doing research!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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