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Waiting by the Phone Like a Jilted Tinder Date - Making America Wait Again???
So apparently we’re meant to believe Trump’s sittin’ round waiting on a much-anticipated call from Xi Jinping to beg for the tariff deal of the century, like China’s gonna crumble if they don’t ring. Man’s acting like some lovelorn mug in a rom-com who’s been ghosted after drinks at Nando’s. “He’s gonna call. Any minute now folks. Big call. Beautiful call, the likes of which the world has never seen before.” Mate, Xi ain’t calling. Xi’s blocked your number and is currently live-streaming dumpling tutorials while your lot scurries round the Oval Office clutchin’ a satellite phone and a gallon of hope. And yet Trump’s out here actin’ like he’s still running the table. “We don’t need to sign deals,” he says. “We’re in talks.” With who, mate? The microwave? Cos China’s official word-for-word stance is, “We’re not talkin’ to that bloke.” It’s like a breakup that only happened in his head. “We agreed to take space.” No you didn’t, she’s off dating the BRICS now, and you’re still sending her tariff playlists and passive-aggressive press releases. Anyway, I’m down the pub the other night when some geezer in a MAGA red cap made in China pipes up, reckons Trump’s got Xi right where he wants him and says to me: “China’s beggin’ for a deal, mate. Trump’s playin’ hardball.” I nearly choked on my pint and shot out me nose. Hardball? The man’s playin’ Hungry Hungry Hippos with one marble and callin’ it chess. If this is strategy, I’m the Queen of Sheba. Next he’ll say Xi’s radio silence is actually a sign of respect. Nah, mate. It’s just the sound of the world crackin’ on while your boy waits by the phone like a wet wipe. And the best part? These lads think Trump’s got a plan. Like there’s a flowchart somewhere titled “Absolute Domination” with arrows pointing to “Wait by phone,” “Deny reality,” and “Blame wind turbines.” One bloke tells me, dead serious, “Trump’s just wearin’ ’em down.” Wearin’ ’em down? Really, mate? China’s building railways through mountains while you lot are arguin’ whether tariffs cause inflation or are just a misunderstood vibe. If Trump’s wearin’ anyone down, it’s his own economy, like sandpaperin’ your face and callin’ it exfoliation. Keep waitin’ on that call, lads. Maybe next time, Xi’ll post you a sympathy card and all the tea in China. -
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BREAKING NEWS American Cardinal Robert Prevost Elected Pope Leo XIV
Yes, exactly. For the MAGA base the teachings of Jesus are considered "leftist". Imagine that!😂 -
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Crime British Ex-Major Charged with Wife's Murder in Aussie Kayak Incident
He was remanded (at least 12 days) until a 19 May court hearing so he will not be bailed before then. -
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Members Choice Pattaya -Hit And Run Restaurant "review" topic
Thanks. It's a current favorite of mine but there is something funny about it. That's because some dishes are really quite good and others are really quite not good. There doesn't seem to be an in between. So with a menu like that a person could try it one time and order "wrong" and conclude it's not good period. So I'll update a few things. The dish described as Sechuan braised fish is not that but actual a below average hot pot soup type of thing with a small portion of not great fish. When done well, that's one of my favorite dishes but not their version. On the other hand the hot and sour squid dish was stellar bur as you might expect did not travel well because it's fried. So I get that on site or if you're close for delivery. I'm a big fan of their hot and sour soup WITH the optional noodles. But if get that and also a main dish with rice and Taiwanese side dishes it could be too much food and also the side dishes are often soupy so you don't need that. How to cope? Well for delivery if you're getting the hot and sour with noodles order the main dish with rice/side dishes and provide your own rice at home. -
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Sick leave due to burnout and insomnia — what hospital in Bangkok?
Would the OP be a teacher by any chance ? That can be stressful. Whatever job you have it should come with a leave allowance. If you have leave owing take it asap and take a break far away and somewhere quiet. Once you are chilled out a bit and your mind is in a better place consider your options for the future and make a game plan. -
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Economy PM Paetongtarn Signals Doubts Over Next Handout Phase
The 3rd phase hardly costs any thing its the 4th phase thats going to cost gargantuan amouts of money.....
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