Hi Everyone,

My name is Zuma and I am a honey badger.

I am a very cute, loving mammal, fully house trained, and with very sensitive feelings.

I was shipped from Zimbabwe, where I was born and raised by caring parents, to Thailand and my new daddy Costas.

My new daddy, although is a gay person, (that in Shona, our native language, means Happy), after the initial introduction, started milking me.

Can’t really blame him, because being Greek he is a little naïve and didn’t notice that I am a boy.

I did try to explain to him the difference between boys and girls but nothing registered to his thick skull.

So, I got angry the other day and had a civilized argument with him and accidentally bit his right hand off.

Not a great deal, as he still got his left arm in tact to, type on his computer and milk the rest of his mammals.

But something has changed, he is not the loving daddy anymore and I can’t understand why.

So, I decided to seek for a new daddy, a new family on TVF.

I’ve heard from my daddy, that you are all good and caring people out there.

So, who would like to adopt me, give me a loving and caring home, and lots and lots of love and cuddles?

Promise, I will behave and be a good boy.

Just have to say here, that I would prefer a family with kids, as I can digest them better than the adults…….being still a baby myself.

A good newspaper has written a very interesting article about me.

Please read it, so you will not resist the temptation to adopt me.

http://www.mirror.co...em-cute-3426051

By the way, my daddy, is saying you can have me for free.

Here is a resent picture of mine.

Please take me away from him.

Looks a fine young Badger Costas. Whst did you do to him?

Looks a fine young Badger Costas. Whst did you do to him?

Yes Costas must have done something really bad to Zuma, I am going to report him, to the animal rights lot....so Costas should be expecting a knock on the door from PETA (Thailand branch) and I intend sending an email to Richard Gere as well...no more pet Gerbils for Costas

Mr Gere will be very upset if he has been abusing Badgers and otger assorted Rodents. Poor Zuma, he looks such a friendly badger

Looks a fine young Badger Costas. Whst did you do to him?

This is Zuma speaking.

My daddy is nursing his right arm at the moment.

You can't imagine the ordeal he put me through MrToad, especialy he got very angry as he couldn't find any tits on me.

Any change of you adopting me?

You seem to be a nice little frog............I love appetizers.

Sorry Zuma ,Honey Badgers are not allowed on National Parks

Looks a fine young Badger Costas. Whst did you do to him?

Yes Costas must have done something really bad to Zuma, I am going to report him, to the animal rights lot....so Costas should be expecting a knock on the door from PETA (Thailand branch) and I intend sending an email to Richard Gere as well...no more pet Gerbils for Costas

Ahhhhh, Mr Soutpeel, there seems to be some good people around, like your kind self.

Please, do report the Bstrd, he's been horrible to me.

You can't imagine what he does with his gerbils.

The other day, one of his gerbils died, his name was Tim, from suffocation as he couldn't find a way out.

What's in your pot Mr Sotpeel?

Anything good for me to eat?

Sorry Zuma ,Honey Badgers are not allowed on National Parks

What about Greeks being allowed into National parks ?....I have heard they are not allowed either..

Sorry Zuma ,Honey Badgers are not allowed on National Parks

What about Greeks being allowed into National parks ?....I have heard they are not allowed either..

My daddy says, Greeks are allowed everywhere, even on TVF.

Sorry Zuma ,Honey Badgers are not allowed on National Parks

What about Greeks being allowed into National parks ?....I have heard they are not allowed either..

My daddy says, Greeks are allowed everywhere, even on TVF.

TV only keps Mr. Costas for political correctness in order to be able to claim money from disability and minority care groups...

I have arranged with the Post Office to have him delivered here. All you have to do is, at your end, find an appropriate box in which to put him for transit, with a suitable food supply, Generally speaking deliveries are are made, here on both even and odd days, providing that a.It is not raining and b. There is no OTOP festival in town. This of course limits delivery days to about 10 days a year.Choose wisely.

Sorry Zuma ,Honey Badgers are not allowed on National Parks

What about Greeks being allowed into National parks ?....I have heard they are not allowed either..

My daddy says, Greeks are allowed everywhere, even on TVF.

TV only keps Mr. Costas for political correctness in order to be able to claim money from disability and minority care groups...

Welcome Mr Swiss, you must be an animal lover also.

Yes, my daddy, does qualify now for disability care as he lost his hand.

But his major problem is of psychiatric care and thankfully we have Dr Will, to look after him.

If you ever require the good Dr help, please, get in contact with me.

Any chance of you adopting me?

No good offers till now............

I have arranged with the Post Office to have him delivered here. All you have to do is, at your end, find an appropriate box in which to put him for transit, with a suitable food supply, Generally speaking deliveries are are made, here on both even and odd days, providing that a.It is not raining and b. There is no OTOP festival in town. This of course limits delivery days to about 10 days a year.Choose wisely.

Who is "him", Mr hotsoup?

I am a mammal with very sensitive feelings, and I demand to be called by my name, ZUMA.

Don't like you as my future daddy.

Go and find your own badger.

I have arranged with the Post Office to have him delivered here. All you have to do is, at your end, find an appropriate box in which to put him for transit, with a suitable food supply, Generally speaking deliveries are are made, here on both even and odd days, providing that a.It is not raining and b. There is no OTOP festival in town. This of course limits delivery days to about 10 days a year.Choose wisely.

Who is "him", Mr hotsoup?

I am a mammal with very sensitive feelings, and I demand to be called by my name, ZUMA.

Don't like you as my future daddy.

Go and find your own badger.

Mr Hotsoup? Madam to you...I have my own badgers, already, thank you; and I spend a great deal of time and effort to prevent them being gassed by the British 'Authorities' on the grounds that they have TB, which clearly they do not. On the other hand the pampered cows have a whole lot of debris, icluding pus in their milk. I was naturally concerned that Mr Zuma was going to be homeless. Mr Soutpeel tells me that there are indeed Badgers in S. Africa. I thought Mr Zuma was the president of that countrynot a badger? But black and white, who can tell? I hope you find a quick solution to the 'problem', if that is what it takes My regards s.εξοχότητά του Zuma

I have arranged with the Post Office to have him delivered here. All you have to do is, at your end, find an appropriate box in which to put him for transit, with a suitable food supply, Generally speaking deliveries are are made, here on both even and odd days, providing that a.It is not raining and b. There is no OTOP festival in town. This of course limits delivery days to about 10 days a year.Choose wisely.

Who is "him", Mr hotsoup?

I am a mammal with very sensitive feelings, and I demand to be called by my name, ZUMA.

Don't like you as my future daddy.

Go and find your own badger.

Mr Hotsoup? Madam to you...I have my own badgers, already, thank you; and I spend a great deal of time and effort to prevent them being gassed by the British 'Authorities' on the grounds that they have TB, which clearly they do not. On the other hand the pampered cows have a whole lot of debris, icluding pus in their milk. I was naturally concerned that Mr Zuma was going to be homeless. Mr Soutpeel tells me that there are indeed Badgers in S. Africa. I thought Mr Zuma was the president of that countrynot a badger? But black and white, who can tell? I hope you find a quick solution to the 'problem', if that is what it takes My regards s.εξοχότητά του Zuma

Ohhhhhh, MUMMY, can I call you that?

You sound, perfect for me.

I can join you and my fellow other badgers, of yours.

What a dream life..............

We can also take daddy with us.........he loves milking........even cows with pus.

Don't know about this Mr Soutpeel and his S. African badgers

Tell you a secret, we from Zimbabwe do not like those South Africans badgers.

So just nod and I will be there in notime.

Don't have to bother with boxes and postal services.

Ahhhhh, what an exiting life, new mother new country.......................

As about the ending of your post, sounds Greek to me, have to ask daddy to translate.

What about Greeks being allowed into National parks ?....I have heard they are not allowed either..

My daddy says, Greeks are allowed everywhere, even on TVF.

TV only keps Mr. Costas for political correctness in order to be able to claim money from disability and minority care groups...

Welcome Mr Swiss, you must be an animal lover also.

Yes, my daddy, does qualify now for disability care as he lost his hand.

But his major problem is of psychiatric care and thankfully we have Dr Will, to look after him.

If you ever require the good Dr help, please, get in contact with me.

Any chance of you adopting me?

No good offers till now............

Well, dear Zuma, as far as the doctors are concerned, I have a life-long ban from the worldwide association of psychatrists and psychologists, as I tend to drive them nuts and ending up in the psychiatric ward after less than three sessions with them...

For adopting you, I guess I could offer you good care and make you useful well beyound your normal life span. I am an associate of both PETA and WWF and have contracts in place for taking over all stuffed animals or furs as long as they are not soiled with paint... so I am sure I would find you a good home with one of my GF's (or also a ladyboy if you prefer) who would regularly take you out for parties. Naturally, milking will not be necessary (possible) anymore, but otherwise you would be well looked after and stored in dry conditions free of moths

Zuma,

Given that you appear to be quite feisty, you may need to look at one of the many Special Forces Members that reside here in Thailand, as they may have more skill in controlling you

Zuma,

Given that you appear to be quite feisty, you may need to look at one of the many Special Forces Members that reside here in Thailand, as they may have more skill in controlling you

but of course one needs to add the caveat, that it needs to be a real special forces member, not a "Walt" as many appear to be on TV

One suspects Zuma would be able to sniff out these fraudesters from 100 yards and would be very inclined to attack their testicles, if they have any that is...

Sorry Zuma ,Honey Badgers are not allowed on National Parks

What about Greeks being allowed into National parks ?....I have heard they are not allowed either..

for 200 THB they are allowed in Thai National Parks...

Sorry Zuma ,Honey Badgers are not allowed on National Parks

What about Greeks being allowed into National parks ?....I have heard they are not allowed either..

for 200 THB they are allowed in Thai National Parks...

If I pay THB 400 can I be assured that Costas will not be allowed into said National park ?

Sorry Zuma ,Honey Badgers are not allowed on National Parks

What about Greeks being allowed into National parks ?....I have heard they are not allowed either..

for 200 THB they are allowed in Thai National Parks...

If I pay THB 400 can I be assured that Costas will not be allowed into said National park ?

unfortunately not-endangered species are always welcome there.

Sorry Zuma ,Honey Badgers are not allowed on National Parks

What about Greeks being allowed into National parks ?....I have heard they are not allowed either..

for 200 THB they are allowed in Thai National Parks...

If I pay THB 400 can I be assured that Costas will not be allowed into said National park ?

unfortunately not-endangered species are always welcome there.

How much would it cost to make them KEEP Costas?

PETA undercover agents prepare to slip unobtrusively into Costas' backyard to check on reports of animal cruelty. If anything suspicious is found, they will rescue Costas and arrest the honey badger.

will he walk on a leash ?

will he eat the local boys testicles ?

does he speak issan ?

is he free ?

rob