Popular Post Robby nz Posted September 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2014 Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!His teacher gave him an A+ for this report.Titanic: Cost - $29.99Clinton : Cost - $29.99Titanic: Over 3 hours to readClinton : Over 3 hours to readTitanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.Clinton : Ditto for Bill Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.Clinton : Ditto for Monica.Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.Clinton : Let's not go there.Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything.Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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