webfact Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 German in Samui arrested for stealing a boat the owner refused to sell himKOH SAMUI: -- A 52 year old German national has been arrested on Koh Samui after stealing a boat the owner refused to sell to him.Frank Rainer Schmith, a mechanic on the island was arrested by police officers as he was spray painting the vessel in an attempt to disguise it. stolen speed boatThe boat was found in a garage located next to the man’s house in Moo 3, Taling Ngam.The arrest was made after a complaint was filed by Fernando Caracini, 64, who suspected Mr Schmith had taken his speed boat. Mr. Caracini led officers to the home of Mr. Schmith after making the complaint.He told police that he had only recently purchased the 10 seat speed boat from Chon Buri and that he brought the vessel, worth 750,000 baht so he could go fishing around the island.Mr. Schmith, a speedboat engine mechanic, later came to his home and asked to purchase the boat for 300,000 baht. Mr Caracini refused the offer and docked the boat at his home, before taking a trip to Italy with his wife.On his return to Koh Samui he discovered that his boat had gone missing and immediately suspected the German man was responsible for the boats disappearance.Mr. Schmith allegedly confessed to stealing the boat and said he felt very sorry for what he had done and apologized to Mr. Caracini.-- Samui Times 2014-09-05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chang_paarp Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Pity the new paint job was not completed, Mr. Caracini will have to pay to get the job finished. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolut Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Not exactly a mastermind criminal at work here. Visit the owner, make an offer far below market value, steal boat when owner is away, park stolen boat next to house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post shirtless Posted September 6, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2014 If brains were gunpowder this guy would have trouble blowing his nose. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OOLEEBER Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Shaking my head in disbelief at the stupidity. I wonder if he'll do time for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelepulse Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Dumbass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samui Coconut Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 At least he did not try to hide the boat......just parked it under the front porch in full view, give him at least some credit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwyn Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 and this years candidate for the Darwin awards... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patje Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Seems the police had trouble finding him in his camouflage outfit ..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jools Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Brilliance. The Master Race, indeed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patmalone Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 If his brains were dynamite it wouldn't blow the part in his hair. This man is depriving a village of an idiot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12DrinkMore Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Can't be the the boat he stole. Nobody is pointing any fingers at it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 C'mon, is it siesta time? I can't continue reading this thread until I see the comments refuting the alleged offender's nationality, based on his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 C'mon, is it siesta time? I can't continue reading this thread until I see the comments refuting the alleged offender's nationality, based on his name. First sentence, they probably got his age from his passport and not his name. KOH SAMUI: -- A 52 year old German national has been arrested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpuy Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 He is lucky that stupidity does not physically hurt . He would cry day and night in pain so that nobody near him could sleep anymore ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudcrab Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 The Farang did it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Ve haf vays off making you sell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman24 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 after all the bickering and "points scoring" that goes on , on this site, it was nice to read some witty / good humoured/intelligent posts to this story, made me smile, keep it up guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bignose Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I know he's German but you have to admit Schmith does sound more Austrian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vogie Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I know he's German but you have to admit Schmith does sound more Austrian? G/day, put another shrimp on the barby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I know he's German but you have to admit Schmith does sound more Austrian? G/day, put another shrimp on the barby You know, Austria; kangaroos, good beaches . . . Thank you Bignose. I can now resume reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktm jeff Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Water Anchor ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belg Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 another darwin award candidate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I must apologise for my behaviour during my stay in Koh Samui Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) Maybe he just wanted to paint he boat and put it back Wouldn't surprise me if that's what he try's to say in court Maybe the judge shall laugh him out the court and then check his paint job and give him 7 years for bad taste Edited September 6, 2014 by BigC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Maybe have sentence reduce to stupid behaviour If the sentence is too long then maybe we would be able to complete it as maybe his vocabulary does not extend too far Sorry found the comments here similar to a joke page No wonder Italy switched sides during the war if war tactics were like this there was really no hope in winning Let's face it Hitler probably killed most of his own people for disobedient then the enemy. This is one of the cases where I could actually believer that he could stab himself in both arms and legs and it would be suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khundon Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Schmith admitted to the police "well me and a few lads did the same with Poland in 1939 and given a few more years, we would have re-painted the whole country in a nice shade of magnolia" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I must apologise for my behaviour during my stay in Koh Samui About time too! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samui Coconut Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 (edited) Guys and girls, no need to bring Hitler into this (even though he was Austrian), which brings me to the point that Austrian and Australian is slightly different, specially when it comes to beaches and barby. Schmith could be German, Austrian, Swiss, there are so many variations of that name (Schmid, Schmidt, Schmitt, Schmit), but I guess it is just spelled wrong in the article. And last but not least, no foreign language here, only English please. Where are the moderators when you need them...... Edited September 7, 2014 by Samui Coconut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Where are the moderators when you need them...... You rang? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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