Who is going to pay me?

I shot the Sheriff.

But I didn't shoot the deputy.

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---Your helmet is not on correctly, give me 5000 baht, I'm hungry.

---Pay over here, sir?

---No, pay over there.

"You ain't seen me, roight?" or "I'll get me coat"

Edited October 5, 201411 yr by evadgib

Well, it certainly is gratifying to see that this horrendous crime has already been reduced to lame attempts at humor on TVF.

That's not a caption.

Edited October 5, 201411 yr by curtklay

Use your skill and judgement to guess where the headman's one million baht is concealed. Second prize for where the 700K baht reward is concealed. Third prize for marking the site of the best torture injury

100 baht for 5 'Xs'

500 baht for 30 'Xs'

Judges decision is final

Edited October 5, 201411 yr by Regyai

What a farce.. what are they pointing at now. you paid me to say i did it this way now on camera you change your mind

i want more money to lie even more..its 5.000 baht a finger

Edited October 5, 201411 yr by geezer2

Well, it certainly is gratifying to see that this horrendous crime has already been reduced to lame attempts at humor on TVF.

That's not a caption.

The events of the last few weeks have been horrendous to say the least, they cannot be changed.

Given that they cannot be changed, ridiculing the real bad-people is probably the best release.

I despise the Thai Police with a passion that mere words would not describe, I also despise the untouchables who never ever get caught, tried, and jailed.

Because I will never see them burn in hell, I'll poke fun at them instead, just to show how little I think of them.

There are probably 60 million people just in this country that feel the same.

Edited October 5, 201411 yr by Thaddeus

Several off topic posts removed, lets not get into a bickering match

What happens every time you ask a group of Thais for directions.

Which way is " The Road to Mandalay".