webfact Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Grace Gelder single for six years marries herself in Devon, EnglandSYDNEY: -- A WOMAN, who had been single for six years, said she formed such a brilliant relationship with herself that she decided to marry herself.Grace Gelder, a photographer in London, said that she proposed to herself on a park bench on Parliament Hill.“A few did comment, in a lighthearted way, that it was a bit narcissistic,” Gelder told The Guardian.“Obviously, if you’ve just announced you’re marrying yourself, it is plainly a statement of self-love, and I was under no illusion how self-indulgent that might appear. But I was completely comfortable with my motivations.”Gelder, who was married by her friend and celebrant Tiu de Haan, said she was inspired by a the song isobel by Björk and had been “on a journey of personal development using meditation, dance and performance” to increase her “self-awareness,” especially a Shakti Tantra program “focused on sexuality and how this was bound up with making agreements with yourself and other people.”She bought a dress, a ring, rehearsed vows and married in a farmhouse in Devon in front of 50 friends and her sister. She sealed the marriage by planting a kiss on a mirror.“It felt like a really big deal saying my vows, which were mostly about me promising to take more risks in matters of the heart. I remember really paying attention to the words as they left my mouth and it felt like they were hanging in the air.Full story: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/grace-gelder-single-for-six-years-marries-herself-in-devon-england/story-fnet09y4-1227081389637-- News.com.au 2014-10-06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RottingCorpse Posted October 6, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 6, 2014 While I haven't married myself, I've taken plenty of 'solo honeymoons' if you will... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiguide Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I´ve heard about a marriage like this before but she divorced herself when she found herself cheating on herself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just1Voice Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Opens up a whole new chapter of Narcissism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Their first lovers tiff should be interesting to witness. What's she gonna do ... ricochet pots n pans off the wall and lock herself out of the bedroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 That's a brilliant idea. Why didn't I think of it before? Imagine the money I would have saved, instead of giving it to the wife. Imagine the space I could have on the bed. Imagine the free farting I could have without her giving me the evil eye. Imagine listening only to my moaning and not hers. But It's always time................................. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laolover88 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Most people appear to be in love with their iPhones. Can you marry one? Everyone should read The Selfie and ME: Narcissism Today 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyL Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Reminds me of this Woody Allen quotation: "Masturbation is having sex with someone you love." And of this song by Billy Idol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee b Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 WOW, a woman marrying herself ! God help next door when an argument starts. Never going to be a winner there !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RottingCorpse Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 (edited) The rummy thing about this headline is that in Devon people usually are marrying a close relative or farmyard animal..... Edited October 6, 2014 by RottingCorpse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycallahan Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 How much sin sod? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSure Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 So, if she divorces herself does she split the assets with herself and pay herself support? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Imagine losing an argument to your spouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharp Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Bet there's alot of married people out wish they had married themselves now)) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuchulainn Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Absolutely brilliant!!! You know, I have much more respect for this woman than all Thai politicians, past or present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckd Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Can a schizophrenic marry their alter ego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 That scrumpy tends to rot the brain. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belg Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 so in what mental institution is she currently in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Loh Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Wow! Sex anytime and any day of her choosing and a willing partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 makes a change from same sex marriages or getting married to a dog. In Germany it is being discussed whether or not to make incest legal so maybe you can go to Berlin soon and marry your sister or Washington in 10 years and marry your Great Dane. Whatever, the world is just crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 See what listening to Bjork can do to your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiang mai Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 The wedding night should be interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 (edited) Imagine waking up and seeing that in the mirror every day. Won't be long before she's saying "The magic's gone from our relationship". Edited October 6, 2014 by Chicog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 This is what happens when you have too much time on your hand: inspired by a the song isobel by Björk and had been “on a journey of personal development using meditation, dance and performance” to increase her “self-awareness,” especially a Shakti Tantra program somehow, people working construction or farming or fishing have a hard time relating to something like this... well, all the best to Grace Gelder, who in a way gelded herself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamhar Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I proposed to my self the other day, and was rejected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I proposed to my self the other day, and was rejected you just knew you were the wrong person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 The rummy thing about this headline is that in Devon people usually are marrying a close relative or farmyard animal..... One American subculture believes in keeping it "all in the family" too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickirs Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Bipolar all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baerboxer Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 That's a brilliant idea. Why didn't I think of it before? Imagine the money I would have saved, instead of giving it to the wife. Imagine the space I could have on the bed. Imagine the free farting I could have without her giving me the evil eye. Imagine listening only to my moaning and not hers. But It's always time................................. Yes, but imagine the repetitive strain injury to your wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 That's a brilliant idea. Why didn't I think of it before? Imagine the money I would have saved, instead of giving it to the wife. Imagine the space I could have on the bed. Imagine the free farting I could have without her giving me the evil eye. Imagine listening only to my moaning and not hers. But It's always time................................. Yes, but imagine the repetitive strain injury to your wrist. Why my wrist? I could go with any girl I liked and a different one every night. And not be accused, by me, of not being faithful to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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