I wonder if The OP has read the book My Thai Gerben?

I believe the book just went platinum, so with that many copies on the market, there's a good chance.

Whats the odds this guy will bring a relationship or sin sod variety up next, all the usual troll topics......

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Might be really inventive and think of a way NOT to Thai bash, predictable and boring

Well said RR. I suspect the OP might have a problem with rodents next. He's very predictable IMO.

It could well be a Gerbil infestation Mr ND

Did I hear Gerbils being mentioned?

These are dearest pets Mr Toad and not like those horrible mosquitoes that you can't even milk.

Also good for our David's burning circle.

Roland please tell them also.

PS. Hope Metisdead is not around..................

Costas have you ever come across an anteater? Just curious

Bats. But I prefer grenades.

Overdose yourself with marmite.

They don't like marmite in the blood stream. And may fly off to find an Aussie to annoy - they like vegemite.

Overdose yourself with marmite.

They don't like marmite in the blood stream. And may fly off to find an Aussie to annoy - they like vegemite.

Hummmpt ... your time will come Miss Patsy ... your time will come ...

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For the OP.

Maybe you could stay in and bore them all to death.

You could let one leave,so it can tell its mates not to visit.

Sorted.

Just in case you missed this gem ...

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Given the Op has not returned (no surprise) and 50% is now off topic.

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