sipi Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 An Australian, an American, and an Englishman walk up to a pub. The bouncer says "Sorry Gents, you can't come in without a Thai" Old, but still funny.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Sipi, you naughty boy............smack, smack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 Sipi, you naughty boy............smack, smack. Oh, sorry Costas... An Australian, an American, an Englishman, and a Greek walked up to a pub... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Costas was most upset because there was no badger to milk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sipi Posted November 20, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2014 How about this one.. I'm watching a sexy lady do a strip-tease in a Bangkok bar.. I'm sitting there thinking, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did anyway. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 How about this one.. I'm watching a sexy lady do a strip-tease in a Bangkok bar.. I'm sitting there thinking, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did anyway. Ohhh god Sipi. PLEASE STOP ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I know a joke about a tie but would be in deep doo doo if I told you here............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Sipi, you naughty boy............smack, smack. Oh, sorry Costas... An Australian, an American, an Englishman, and a Greek walked up to a pub... I wouldn't believe you,,,,,Greeks and Australians are a lethal combination. Look at Neverdie's face on his avatar. Who wants to go out with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frollywolly Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Sipi, you naughty boy............smack, smack. Oh, sorry Costas... An Australian, an American, an Englishman, and a Greek walked up to a pub... And the Greek said "Which nation representative is going to pay for my drink?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 I know a joke about a tie but would be in deep doo doo if I told you here............. You have 27000 posts more than me, and we are at the TVF pub.... Pleeeeeease... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I know a joke about a tie but would be in deep doo doo if I told you here............. You have 27000 posts more than me, and we are at the TVF pub.... Pleeeeeease... You will learn about stuff............... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Sipi, you naughty boy............smack, smack. Oh, sorry Costas... An Australian, an American, an Englishman, and a Greek walked up to a pub... I wouldn't believe you,,,,,Greeks and Australians are a lethal combination. Look at Neverdie's face on his avatar. Who wants to go out with him? You don't look at the mantelpiece when your poking the fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 On a more serious note, ties must be the most useless item of clothing ever, anyone ever watch these old British or American movies from the fifties? Every single male adult dressed the same, suit, collar and tie, and a hat, and that was only casual wear. Imagine when you are buying clothes, you had to copy everyone else. I wonder if in those days, there were denims, or casual shirts you could wear without ties, for sale in the shops, obviously not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Sipi, you naughty boy............smack, smack.Oh, sorry Costas...An Australian, an American, an Englishman, and a Greek walked up to a pub... I wouldn't believe you,,,,,Greeks and Australians are a lethal combination.Look at Neverdie's face on his avatar. Who wants to go out with him? Many people Costas and none of them have to worry about having their nipples milked while we are at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Us hupper class people always wear a tie, i even wear one with my pyjamas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nontabury Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Us hupper class people always wear a tie, i even wear one with my pyjamas. I wear a tie to bed, don't even wear pajamas, but then I am Very upper class. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 What did the tie say to the hat? ‘You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around here for a bit'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> How about this one..I'm watching a sexy lady do a strip-tease in a Bangkok bar..I'm sitting there thinking, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."But she did anyway. I'm glad my mate doesn't read this forum sipi as it would have brought back some sad memories. His last Thai wife passed away recently with testular cancer...................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champers Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 So the Englishman; being by far the most resourceful of the 3; went to his car, took the jump leads out of the boot/trunk and fashioned a bootlace tie for himself. Can I come in now? "Yes", said the bouncer. "But don't start anything". I'm here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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