1happykamper Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Good morning all. I am interested in the likelhood of an encounter with either... a Tsunami, large wild animals, snakes spiders andLife is all about probability. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanhull Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Go to the zoo, then get in the washing machine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Also: playing in traffic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1happykamper Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 Helpful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyumiii Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 It would depend a lot on just where in Thailand you would be. Are these things you want to experience or avoid? I am well away from " Tourist Thailand " that makes me very safe from ( extremely rare anyway ) Tsunamis and very likely to experience large animals, large snakes and large spiders...that I enjoy! Again.....what part of Thailand are you asking about? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Chi Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Again.....what part of Thailand are you asking about? Somewhere around, or probably under this location, I would imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMHomeboy78 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Helpful You asked for it. ThaiVisa in particular and Thailand in general are not idiot-friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Many snakes and scorpions where i live,danger time for scorpions is when the first rains come,often they then seek refuge in the house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 And don't forget those pesky dog creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tw25rw Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Helpful You forgot ladyboys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siampolee Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 The wife can be a bit dodgey when she's angry and she's a chunky wench too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robby nz Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Only had one tsunami and that was 10 years ago so you will probably have to wait on the beach for quite a while for another. Snakes you will be lucky to see alive but plenty of dead ones on the roads, spiders the same as anywhere else, scorpions only in some parts. As for large wild animals, elephants on the road at Kaeng Krachan National Park is the best bet if you want to see them. Other than that the dangerous mad dogs are everywhere and Englishmen out in the midday sun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolsti Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Phuket can satisfy your needs for large wild animals. Bangla Road, Patong, any night after 9pm will provide the animals. They are easily identified by the lack of shirtsleeves and the amount of tattoos. That is just the female of the species. The males can be recognised as they will be watching any form of televised sport in any wateringhole with an antipodean flag even remotely displayed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1happykamper Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 Okaaaaaaay. And the OP has just left the stage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Don't worry about the creepy crawlies worry about waking up with a sore ass and an empty wallet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Okaaaaaaay. And the OP has just left the stage. Yeah, I can't blame you. Why back away slowly from a bunch of weirdos when you can turn and run? Seriously, I have met more centipedes than any other threat. I have seen the odd snake, but didn't feel threatened. Actually a funny story. I was swinging in a hammock when my sister in law came over and bashed a cobra to death right under my ass. Each time my butt swung past it, it raised it's head, but didn't strike. Imagine being admitted to hospital with cobra bite to buttocks? Centipedes....Shake your boots before putting them on. Check you bedding... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Okaaaaaaay. And the OP has just left the stage. Yeah, I can't blame you. Why back away slowly from a bunch of weirdos when you can turn and run? Seriously, I have met more centipedes than any other threat. I have seen the odd snake, but didn't feel threatened. Actually a funny story. I was swinging in a hammock when my sister in law came over and bashed a cobra to death right under my ass. Each time my butt swung past it, it raised it's head, but didn't strike. Imagine being admitted to hospital with cobra bite to buttocks? Centipedes....Shake your boots before putting them on. Check you bedding... better in your lower back than front,innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Okaaaaaaay. And the OP has just left the stage. Yeah, I can't blame you. Why back away slowly from a bunch of weirdos when you can turn and run? Seriously, I have met more centipedes than any other threat. I have seen the odd snake, but didn't feel threatened. Actually a funny story. I was swinging in a hammock when my sister in law came over and bashed a cobra to death right under my ass. Each time my butt swung past it, it raised it's head, but didn't strike. Imagine being admitted to hospital with cobra bite to buttocks? Centipedes....Shake your boots before putting them on. Check you bedding... better in your lower back than front,innit? Depends. Does it induce swelling? Maybe in the front isn't so bad.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stat088 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Okaaaaaaay. And the OP has just left the stage. Yeah, I can't blame you. Why back away slowly from a bunch of weirdos when you can turn and run? Seriously, I have met more centipedes than any other threat. I have seen the odd snake, but didn't feel threatened. Actually a funny story. I was swinging in a hammock when my sister in law came over and bashed a cobra to death right under my ass. Each time my butt swung past it, it raised it's head, but didn't strike. Imagine being admitted to hospital with cobra bite to buttocks? Centipedes....Shake your boots before putting them on. Check you bedding... Yes snakes and centipedes are a problem. We had 2 Cobras in the yard this year. Not good with the kids running around. A few years ago a large Cobra managed to drown itself in our water well. We only realised because of a strange smell when showering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Women with small tits. The most dangerous of all listed by the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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