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I was going through the classifieds in the Phuket gazette and found this wonderfull Ad.

Headline: BARGIRL EQUIPMENT

Posted: Friday, March 19, 2004

By: Lek

Email: [email protected]

City/Location: Patong

Due to recent windfall and subsequent semi-retirement from the trade, the following items are for sale:

- 12 inch high silver moon boots

- Vinyl jumpsuit with accessory pocket

- Mobile phone w/flashing lights and extra loud ringing tone

- Lifetime membership at Daeng's Serm Suay Beauty Shop

- Phone list of 384 longstay punters for guaranteed cash on slow nights

- Fully furnished 3.6m x 4m room w/squat toilet, new seening fan, and 2 months prepaid rent (by boyfren fum Switterlan)

- Woeful "Request for Funds" letters in 63 tragic scenarios and 4 languages

- Honda Wave motorbike (now dive Benz)

Note: all items for lease with option to buy pending outcome of recent venture (maybe Swittterlan too cole an boyfren not take care me good).

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I posted that already in the general section Bash :D  I tried to buy the moon boots, but they were already sold :o

My God....how witless do we get ?

Cmon doc lighten up, what else is for sale you could have a garage sale down patpong :D

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