The Biker And Old Lady

[Rdrokit]

A biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They

couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just

walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and

bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock

dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However,

struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all

of his purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady

who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603

Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird

Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."

The old lady suggested , "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,

carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry

the goose in your other hand?"

"Why, thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl

home.

On the way he said, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.

We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously. Then said, "I am a lonely

old lady without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get

in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and

ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two

chicken's, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up

against the wall and do that?"

The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the

anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."

[suegha]

Most excellent!!!