a question to the british,

[rgs2001uk]

JT,, this is ours,,,lol

Fine.

We actually don't care what y'all think.

Such an itty bitty teeny tiny country unlike some place with some REAL MEAT on it like ... Argentina.

I take it the Brits will now also agree to stay out of the other thread directed at AMERICANS ONLY ... which was completely ruined by Brits?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/797949-americans-in-thailand-how-do-you-feel/

Agreed then?

I know history aint the strong point of you seppos, dont know whether to blame the left wing pinko Hollywood brigade or the schooling system.

Remind me again of how the Argies faired in 1982?

The itty bitty teeny tiny country whipped their ass.

Nice to see your favourite socialist paradise up to its knees in debt, why dont you move there and feel the lurve?

Not not agreed, piss off to the news forum and spread your Fox news propoganda over there, along with your twisted version of history.

Your views are neither needed or welcome here.

Capiche.

Edited February 8, 2015 by rgs2001uk

[pigeonjake]

JT,, this is ours,,,lol

Fine.

We actually don't care what y'all think.

Such an itty bitty teeny tiny country unlike some place with some REAL MEAT on it like ... Argentina.

I take it the Brits will now also agree to stay out of the other thread directed at AMERICANS ONLY ... which was completely ruined by Brits?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/797949-americans-in-thailand-how-do-you-feel/

Agreed then?

I know history aint the strong point of you seppos, dont know whether to blame the left wing pinko Hollywood brigade or the schooling system.

Remind me again of how the Argies faired in 1982?

The itty bitty teeny tiny country whipped their ass.

Nice to see your favourite socialist paradise up to its knees in debt, why dont you move there and feel the lurve?

Not not agreed, piss off to the news forum and spread your Fox news propoganda over there, along with your twisted version of history.

Your views are neither needed or welcome here.

Capiche.

what youve got to understand is that JT is a drama queen,, that must be why he ended up gay,,, never mind eh

and the best bull is an aberdeen angus,, beautiful and you dont have to de horn them, beautiful beef

[rgs2001uk]

JT,, this is ours,,,lol

Fine.

We actually don't care what y'all think.

Such an itty bitty teeny tiny country unlike some place with some REAL MEAT on it like ... Argentina.

I take it the Brits will now also agree to stay out of the other thread directed at AMERICANS ONLY ... which was completely ruined by Brits?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/797949-americans-in-thailand-how-do-you-feel/

Agreed then?

I know history aint the strong point of you seppos, dont know whether to blame the left wing pinko Hollywood brigade or the schooling system.

Remind me again of how the Argies faired in 1982?

The itty bitty teeny tiny country whipped their ass.

Nice to see your favourite socialist paradise up to its knees in debt, why dont you move there and feel the lurve?

Not not agreed, piss off to the news forum and spread your Fox news propoganda over there, along with your twisted version of history.

Your views are neither needed or welcome here.

Capiche.

what youve got to understand is that JT is a drama queen,, that must be why he ended up gay,,, never mind eh

and the best bull is an aberdeen angus,, beautiful and you dont have to de horn them, beautiful beef

Probably explains his obsession with Argie meat then.

We saw just how manly they were when the paras kicked their ass.

[BigBadGeordie]

JT,, this is ours,,,lol

Fine.

We actually don't care what y'all think.

Such an itty bitty teeny tiny country unlike some place with some REAL MEAT on it like ... Argentina.

I take it the Brits will now also agree to stay out of the other thread directed at AMERICANS ONLY ... which was completely ruined by Brits?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/797949-americans-in-thailand-how-do-you-feel/

Agreed then?

I know history aint the strong point of you seppos, dont know whether to blame the left wing pinko Hollywood brigade or the schooling system.

Remind me again of how the Argies faired in 1982?

The itty bitty teeny tiny country whipped their ass.

Nice to see your favourite socialist paradise up to its knees in debt, why dont you move there and feel the lurve?

Not not agreed, piss off to the news forum and spread your Fox news propoganda over there, along with your twisted version of history.

Your views are neither needed or welcome here.

Capiche.

what youve got to understand is that JT is a drama queen,, that must be why he ended up gay,,, never mind eh

and the best bull is an aberdeen angus,, beautiful and you dont have to de horn them, beautiful beef

Probably explains his obsession with Argie meat then.

We saw just how manly they were when the paras kicked their ass.

Ahem + 45CDO RM

[Suradit69]

or as i see it is it all in there heads,

mods sorry the tittle should of read,

to the british,,, can you please change,,,,oooooops

"do we disslike the americans,?"

"mods sorry the tittle should of read,"

The "paranoia" is probably partially due to the little things like the difference in spelling in Britain and the US ...

In America, we spell "tittle" as "title," & "disslike" would be "dislike," and we would say "should have" instead of "should of" and " their heads" instead of "there heads." British English is just so ... I don't know ... quirky & quintessentially British.

...and then there's the general indifference as to what the British think.

Edited February 8, 2015 by Suradit69

[StreetCowboy]

JT,, this is ours,,,lol

Fine.

We actually don't care what y'all think.

Such an itty bitty teeny tiny country unlike some place with some REAL MEAT on it like ... Argentina.

I take it the Brits will now also agree to stay out of the other thread directed at AMERICANS ONLY ... which was completely ruined by Brits?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/797949-americans-in-thailand-how-do-you-feel/

Agreed then?

I know history aint the strong point of you seppos, dont know whether to blame the left wing pinko Hollywood brigade or the schooling system.

Remind me again of how the Argies faired in 1982?

The itty bitty teeny tiny country whipped their ass.

Nice to see your favourite socialist paradise up to its knees in debt, why dont you move there and feel the lurve?

Not not agreed, piss off to the news forum and spread your Fox news propoganda over there, along with your twisted version of history.

Your views are neither needed or welcome here.

Capiche.

Personally, I like to think that we Brits are a bit above resorting to childish abuse, and resorting to foreign colloquialisms? Surely not!

Yerdedoanthair, Cowboy. Wedinnaewantany Johnnyforeigner patois roundheir

Exactly, Imam. If one cannot speak polite English, one should refrain from talking until one can. While one might make allowances for Johnny Foreigners who have missed on the educational opportunities offered to us, we ourselves should strive to set an example

SC

[pigeonjake]

it makes it hard with dyslexia,

i can spell i right one time then it goes the next time,,its murder mate,,

but ive still got on in this bad world of our,, some people when they meet me or talk to me dont look at my spelling or lack of gramer,

they take me for me a good laugh and very good company to be with

next

[StreetCowboy]

it makes it hard with dyslexia,

i can spell i right one time then it goes the next time,,its murder mate,,

but ive still got on in this bad world of our,, some people when they meet me or talk to me dont look at my spelling or lack of gramer,

they take me for me a good laugh and very good company to be with

next

You're right,. As you show, polite language does not require accurate spelling or grammar. And also that you can disagree with someone, without being rude.

I have worked with a few dyslexics, and it's very interesting to get their opinion on written documents.

It's not dyslexia that causes people to call our colonial cousins 'septics' instead of 'shermans' although I am sure they would find the latter less offiensive, despite it being rhyming slang for masturbation.

SC

[pigeonjake]

and i wouldnt dream of trying to pull someone down because of a disability,,

but again that must be a british thing, eh

[StreetCowboy]

and i wouldnt dream of trying to pull someone down because of a disability,,

but again that must be a british thing, eh

A lorry driver was stopping in a motorway service station with his handicapped son. Some bikers sat down, and took the piss out of his son, hoping to provoke a fight.

"Come on, lad, let's go" says the lorry driver

"Ha Ha Ha - he can't have been much of a man"

"Can't of been much of a driver, either," said the waitress, "he's just reversed over three Harleys"

[KarenBravo]

it makes it hard with dyslexia,

i can spell i right one time then it goes the next time,,its murder mate,,

but ive still got on in this bad world of our,, some people when they meet me or talk to me dont look at my spelling or lack of gramer,

they take me for me a good laugh and very good company to be with

next

You're right,. As you show, polite language does not require accurate spelling or grammar. And also that you can disagree with someone, without being rude.

I have worked with a few dyslexics, and it's very interesting to get their opinion on written documents.

It's not dyslexia that causes people to call our colonial cousins 'septics' instead of 'shermans' although I am sure they would find the latter less offiensive, despite it being rhyming slang for masturbation.

SC

Shermans was used as cockney rhyming slang after the war.

Younger generations didn't know what a Sherman tank was, so, it got changed to septic tank.

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation has never been either of the above, it's Arthur J as for Arthur J Rank (British movie mogul).

Edited February 8, 2015 by KarenBravo

[StreetCowboy]

it makes it hard with dyslexia,

i can spell i right one time then it goes the next time,,its murder mate,,

but ive still got on in this bad world of our,, some people when they meet me or talk to me dont look at my spelling or lack of gramer,

they take me for me a good laugh and very good company to be with

next

You're right,. As you show, polite language does not require accurate spelling or grammar. And also that you can disagree with someone, without being rude.

I have worked with a few dyslexics, and it's very interesting to get their opinion on written documents.

It's not dyslexia that causes people to call our colonial cousins 'septics' instead of 'shermans' although I am sure they would find the latter less offiensive, despite it being rhyming slang for masturbation.

SC

Shermans was used as cockney rhyming slang after the war.

Younger generations didn't know what a Sherman tank was, so, it got changed to septic tank.

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation has never been either of the above, it's Arthur J as for Arthur J Rank (British movie mogul).

Times move on, eh? You're obviously younger than me.

Anyway, I doubt that there is an official cockney rhyming slang lexicon, and if there was, I doubt anyone would take any notice.

SC

[KarenBravo]

Deleted.

Edited February 8, 2015 by KarenBravo

[SoiBiker]

Shermans was used as cockney rhyming slang after the war.

Younger generations didn't know what a Sherman tank was, so, it got changed to septic tank.

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation has never been either of the above, it's Arthur J as for Arthur J Rank (British movie mogul).

Or Jodrell. But no, not Sherman.

[benalibina]

What is next ?

Anyway.....it certainly seems that many Americans and British have one thing in common.......thinking that they, and ao their countries set up, are the centre of the world.....one can only wonder.....

[Blackfox]

do we disslike the americans,?

or as i see it is it all in there heads,? paranoia,,

JT,, this is ours,,,lol

Geez dude, you have too much time on your hands and not enough friends.

[pigeonjake]

do we disslike the americans,?

or as i see it is it all in there heads,? paranoia,,

JT,, this is ours,,,lol

Geez dude, you have too much time on your hands and not enough friends.

im on rotation in angola, so plenty of time on my hands,

and as for freinds there over rated,

im more happy with my family when i get home,

next,,,,,, dude

[faraday]

Shermans was used as cockney rhyming slang after the war.

Younger generations didn't know what a Sherman tank was, so, it got changed to septic tank.

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation has never been either of the above, it's Arthur J as for Arthur J Rank (British movie mogul).

Or Jodrell. But no, not Sherman.

Or a Ham Shank.

[Commander Tamson]

I hate being called a Brit............I am English,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Don't know why........it's only the English who call themselves British, anyway.

That ain't true. I am most definitely British and proud of the fact. Born in Scotland of pure Scottish descent. Was going to change my nationality if that ludicrous referendum went the wrong way..

Anyway this thread - I think most of us only really know the Americans who travel out of America and apart from the odd idiom or two and their often strange habit of talking way too loud in bars cafes & restaurants, then, as others have said, genuinely nice people on the whole. I've spent a considerable amount of time in the states over the years, although have only actually lived in Houston. Have to admit that Ive met an uncanny number of what I can only describe as retards during those times and which kinda makes me often wonder how they ever managed to put a man on the moon. Most however, if not all, had hearts of gold and always seem to be genuinely interested in anything you had to say - found that a bit weird too. Had an absolutely amazing hour long conversation with a shoeshine fella in Manhattan once, who truly believed that Mel Gibson's Braveheart was based purely on historical fact. He wanted the whole lowdown on what AngloScot relations were truly like and not what the world saw on Fox News. I started making it up myself towards the end - the true king of Britain is the direct descendent of that French bird that ol' Mel had a roll in the hay with. And that there are yearly pilgrimages to his castle on the French-Italian border to pay homage to him and his line. Lots of Brits however are now voicing concern over his Australian accent. The guy was lapping it all up and even refused to take any money from me for my shoeshine - which btw was amazing.

Nah! For me the ham-shanks in general are one okay bunch and are aw invited to ma hoose in Ubon next Hogmanay.

[Baerboxer]

After watching the TV programs "Brits in Bangkok" & "Bangkok Airport"......... I think all Brits should really be careful about criticizing anyone...

Watching that program and making conclusions about Britons would be like watching a program about red neck trailer folk and thinking all Americans are the same.

[Commander Tamson]

After watching the TV programs "Brits in Bangkok" & "Bangkok Airport"......... I think all Brits should really be careful about criticizing anyone...

Watching that program and making conclusions about Britons would be like watching a program about red neck trailer folk and thinking all Americans are the same.

Aye - next they'll be trying to convince everyone that all Americans are NOT the same as those nice Louisiana folks that we all loved in True Detective and True Blood. If it says True then reckon it is true boy!

[Baerboxer]

What is next ?

Anyway.....it certainly seems that many Americans and British have one thing in common.......thinking that they, and ao their countries set up, are the centre of the world.....one can only wonder.....

That's because they are!

There wouldn't be a "free" developed world without the good'ole US and Britain.

Depending on where you're from you'd be speaking German, Japanese or Russian if it wasn't for American and British resolve and sacrifice.

Edited February 8, 2015 by Baerboxer

[Baerboxer]

JT,, this is ours,,,lol

Fine.

We actually don't care what y'all think.

Such a tiny country unlike some place with some REAL MEAT on it like ... Argentina.

I take it the Brits will now also agree to stay out of the other thread directed at AMERICANS ONLY ... which was completely ruined by Brits?

Agreed then?

We made that thread..

Without us it would have been dull & boring and would've died after 2 replies!

And give me a fine British Devonshire Heifer over one of those skanky Argie ones any day!

Are you sure he's referring to beef?

[Baerboxer]

or as i see it is it all in there heads,

mods sorry the tittle should of read,

to the british,,, can you please change,,,,oooooops

"do we disslike the americans,?"

"mods sorry the tittle should of read,"

The "paranoia" is probably partially due to the little things like the difference in spelling in Britain and the US ...

In America, we spell "tittle" as "title," & "disslike" would be "dislike," and we would say "should have" instead of "should of" and " their heads" instead of "there heads." British English is just so ... I don't know ... quirky & quintessentially British.

...and then there's the general indifference as to what the British think.

In WW2 crashed aircraft in the desert theater had the word "derelict" painted in large letters on the wreckage so air crew flying over wouldn't keep reporting the same wreckage. Rumor had it that the Americans patrols would always ask to take a British serviceman along as they could never remember how to spell it.

[pigeonjake]

Pumping your septic tank?

Replace your problem septic tank with a BIOROCK sewage plant & save!

im not joking this is on the bloody adds on my page here,,lol,

ive just copied and paisted it as it was,,

bloody hell

i dont think it means you JT,,,LOL

[Baerboxer]

I've worked with American companies, visited America and met many American diplomats and academics. 90% have been normal, friendly, helpful, decent, humorous, intelligent people. 10% were not.

That's about the same ratio as for most nationalities I've worked, socialized, lived and spent time with.

[benalibina]

What is next ?

Anyway.....it certainly seems that many Americans and British have one thing in common.......thinking that they, and ao their countries set up, are the centre of the world.....one can only wonder.....

That's because they are!

There wouldn't be a "free" developed world without the good'ole US and Britain.

Depending on where you're from you'd be speaking German, Japanese or Russian if it wasn't for American and British resolve and sacrifice.

It did not take long for this comment to come up....anyway ....you did not understand my post....maj pen rai...

Where I come from......Wo ist mein Fahrrad ?

Edited February 8, 2015 by benalibina

[manarak]

mods sorry the tittle should of read,

What's with that use of "of" instead of "have"?

Is that an american thing?

Almost beats the use of the apostrophe for plural, although I read that is common in Britain too.

[pigeonjake]

please read back a couple of posts,

dp you know ive been a member on here for years,,

RIGHT ONE LAST TIME,,

IM F U CKING DYSLEXIC,,,,,,,

[Blackfox]

do we disslike the americans,?

or as i see it is it all in there heads,? paranoia,,

JT,, this is ours,,,lol

Geez dude, you have too much time on your hands and not enough friends.

im on rotation in angola, so plenty of time on my hands,

and as for freinds there over rated,

im more happy with my family when i get home,

next,,,,,, dude

That's right. You're a rig pig who checks welding integrity. Can't spell too well and is a little impeded intellectually.

Find a friend, read a book, or find a stimulating activity because you post too much dribble on here pls mate.