Mr Red Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 I have a Golden Retriever & I was buying a large bag of dog food at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her "No, I am starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but I did lose 50 pounds before I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms." I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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farangsay Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Excellent , simply excellent ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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