The King of Tonga was on a state visit to the UK,and was in a horse draw carriage with the

Queen of England,as the were going along, one of the horses let off a huge fart,and the

Queen says "Oh,I very sorry for that",and the King of Tonga replies "Thats OK,Madame,

I thought it was the horse" ! supposedly a true story.

regards Worgeordie