Children Writing About The Sea:

[Mr Jones]

Children Writing About The Sea:

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly

age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have

sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily

Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an ###### on the top of its head.

(Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with

crabs. (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross

the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would

whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better

off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny

tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my

big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.

(Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can

give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I

think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age

7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes

my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers

can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky

age 8)

13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was

going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot

up her fanny. (Julie age 7)

[suegha]

Some of these had me in stitches!!! Wonderful, thanks for brightening up my day...