Mr Jones Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Kids are quick.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? >CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? FRANK: Because of the sign.. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow" TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lotcloser to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 These made me smile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangsay Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 And they could well all be true stories ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyfon Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Kids are thick these days. I was shopping for a present for my neice the other day and looking at some puzzles - they said "6-8 years" on the box, but I swear they wouldn't have taken me more than half an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Kids are thick these days. I was shopping for a present for my neice the other day and looking at some puzzles - they said "6-8 years" on the box, but I swear they wouldn't have taken me more than half an hour. Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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