Best "my Wife Was Never A Brasser" Tales.

[judge thread]

We've all heard them. "She was a caddy at a golf course down there; classy place"

"She was pr at a pretty posh club"

"She was an exchange student in Leeds when I first met her"

Tell us the best ones you've heard!

[taxexile]

she was only the gas station owners daughter , and she loved the smell of benzole.

Edited September 7, 2006 by taxexile

[terdsak_12]

She was a cashier, honest!!!! Only worked there for a week too!!!!

[t.s]

she didn't just work in the beauty salon, she owned it

[Pink Mist]

joke section, you might live there for awhile

[suegha]

She was a deaf mute nymphomaniac who owned an off-licence…

[gpt]

She was outside the pawnbrokers picking her teeth - then she went in and bought them.

Edited September 7, 2006 by gpt

[Thaddeus]

She was a deaf mute nymphomaniac who owned an off-licence…

36" tall with a flat head to rest your beer on by any chance?

[Jing-jo]

She was a cashier, honest!!!! Only worked there for a week too!!!!

but her reply was" you no flash cash I no flash gash"