Relationship Joke

[In the Rai!]

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and

you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when

you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

Edited September 12, 2006 by In the Rai!

[Kalavo]

I find this one more offensive than the Steve Irwin jokes.

[Pink Mist]

I find this one more offensive than the Steve Irwin jokes.

lighten up

[Mr Jones]

I find this one more offensive than the Steve Irwin jokes.

Don't read them and you wont be offended

[suegha]

I find this one more offensive than the Steve Irwin jokes.

Don't read them and you wont be offended

Yeah! although this one is an oldie, it's funnier (is that a word?)...

ps if it's likely that you may find some jokes offensive, don't surf the jokes section!

Edited September 12, 2006 by suegha

[kayo]

I find this one more offensive than the Steve Irwin jokes.

That`s the funniest thing I read today!!!

[endure]

I find this one more offensive than the Steve Irwin jokes.

You have permission not to laugh

[kayo]

I find this one more offensive than the Steve Irwin jokes.

You have permission not to laugh

But you can Roll on the floor and laugh your entire back side off if you wish...