kurgen Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 A lady goes to the doctor. "I'm a bit embarassed doc,but I really need your help to save my marriage" "What's the problem" "It's sex,I just find it too painful.Sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him" "Have you tried masturbation" "It makes my wrist ache" "Have you tried oral sex"? "It makes me choke" "Have you tied anal sex"? "Gives me terrible squits" "Have you tried nasal sex"? "What,up the bogey hole"? "Yes,try it,it could be the answer to your problem" 1 week later she comes back "Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex" "Of course not" SSSNNNIIIIFFFF "Thank <deleted> for that"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IT Manager Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 I know her...used to call her nuff nuff. Hilton in Kings Cross, 1974 Favourite line was "you thailors all the thame. Wanna <deleted> me and <deleted> me but never ever kith me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 I know her...used to call her nuff nuff. Hilton in Kings Cross, 1974 Favourite line was "you thailors all the thame. Wanna <deleted> me and <deleted> me but never ever kith me. Yer a naughty boy IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.3b3332cc2256ad0edbc2fe9404feeef0.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now