Norway Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 A definition on rodeo sex : Taking your girlfriend hard from behind, rubbing her tits at the same time as you whisper softly into her ear, ” your sisters pussy are much better than yours” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 That'd take a bit of courage Norway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Done B4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 And you would want to make sure there're no ducks around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 Baby Rodeo - (for the ladies) When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes. When he's at the point of no return, scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off of his erupting member. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 whilst we're on the subject, this from Jay Pinkerton The "Needlessly Complex Sexual Scenario" Drink broken glass shards one week before planned intercourse.The night of planned intercourse, nail two ski boots to the ceiling, climb into ski boots, and hang suspended over bed. Open backpack full of feces and let feces fall out of backpack onto bed. Attach velcro cowboy hat, place five condoms on erect penis, and wait for woman to enter room. When she doesn't, suddenly remember you forgot to call a woman who would agree to having bizarre sex. Hang awkwardly from ceiling, fearful of falling onto bed full of poops. Fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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