Jeepz Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot, Louise, had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, tossed up his hands, grabbed the bird and put her in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluecat Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Jeepz, I did not know you knew jokes. Without the bear pit, getting more relaxed,...? Anyway, a good one if a bit on the soft side,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepz Posted April 3, 2004 Author Share Posted April 3, 2004 Bluecat~ I can copy and paste with the best ... It is so sedate around here I think everyone took a valium when logging in. Since I blush easily, I tend toward gentler jokes. Jeepz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluecat Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Since I blush easily, I tend toward gentler jokes. Nobody sees you, Jeepz. Please, give us the "bad" ones,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Bluecat~I can copy and paste with the best ... It is so sedate around here I think everyone took a valium when logging in. Since I blush easily, I tend toward gentler jokes. Jeepz Valium is compulsory hereacut Jeepz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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