Drink beer thru a straw?

[jobin]

Bloke told me that if beer is drunk thru a straw out of a can, the alcohol gets into the brain faster.

Hookum? Or god's honest truth?

[NickJ]

Try doing it naked and upside down.....

[giddyup]

Try snorting it, even faster.

[stoneyboy]

That's old hat as they say.

This is the way forward.

[Suradit69]

the alcohol gets into the brain faster.

Probably depends on other factors, like the relative sizes of the can and your brain.

Why not set up an experiment?

[MrTee]

lol it's like being at school.

PS don't try smoking banana, it'll only drive you nutz!

[nikmar]

lol it's like being at school.

PS don't try smoking banana, it'll only drive you nutz!

I was once persuaded to eat a ton of nutmeg at a party when I was at school. It was disgusting, truly grim.

But not as bad as the poor sod who rigged up a funnel / hose contraption after being convinced that inhaling his own farts would make him trip out.

All in the name of getting high.

[steven100]

if you tip a can over the head while drinking a can it will get to your brain faster.

[SoiBiker]

Someone told me this once, too. I think I was at primary school at the time.

[Crazy chef 1]

It's getting better by the day...

[smokie36]

I've found if you drink twice as much beer at twice the speed you get drunk quicker.

I've found this method to be 100% foolproof.

I hope this helps OP.

[SoiBiker]

I heard if you do it standing up, the lady won't get pregnant.

[sipi]

Bloke told me that if you lie with your feet in the freezer and your head in the oven, on average you are nice and comfortable.

[lemonjelly]

Shake up a can and do a high pressure enema.