kasi Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was > > attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy > > ripped a board off a near by fence, wedged it into the dog's collar > > and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. > > > > A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident > > and rushed over to interview the boy.. The reporter began entering > > data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young > > Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal." > > > > "But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the little hero interjected. > > "Sorry,"replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I > > just assumed you were." > > > > Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Fan rescues > > Friend From Horrific Dog Attack." > > > > "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds. > > > > The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for > > the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. "What team or person do you like?" > > > > "I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W.Bush" the boy > > says. Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, > > > > "Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.." > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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