I'm a hugely respected pillar of the community the cog that keeps it together totally indespenible 

It's the Africans fault clearly

She doesn't sweat much for a fat chick.

All my friends are Thai, I fit in so well with them because I have a deep understanding of their culture. As a matter of fact I am an honorary Thai and we hate farangs. 

"She won't look like her mom when she's older."


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Theres only 16 members of our immediate family to look after.

"I'm so much smarter than these backward Thais."

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I'm consulted on all matters in my village. I'm the UC headman

People listen to me everywhere I go.

Fark me I must be handsome she only charged me 2000 baht

I had unprotected sex with many Thai women and never got anything.

Thailand is finally cracking down on long time tourists.

Thai You Tubers are not Beggars, despite livin off .donations.[emoji383]


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Everyone likes my .........

10 minutes ago, transam said:

Everyone likes my .........

In my case, they do!

 

But unfortunately they have so many emotional hangups that they are uncapable to show their true feelings.

 

Oops, I thought you said "me".

 

Edited July 30, 20178 yr by oldhippy
me - my

They paid me back every baht

Edited July 30, 20178 yr by Rc2702

Thailand has great weather, every day of the year.

 

What smoke?

It's just a son she forgot to tell me about from 25 years ago everything is ok

What noise?

 

Just now, Rc2702 said:

It's just a son she forgot to tell me about from 25 years ago everything is ok

Reality beats phantasy.

 

This actually happened to me with a daughter that my wife "forgot" about.

It was revealed to me at the pre marriage interview at the Belgian embassy.

Nearly cost us the 'free to marry" certificate.

 

I believe I can fly

MY House in Thailand.?


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"Thailand is my home" --- I am homeless would be more like it.

 

Course it's my bar it's named after me.

She loves me because I am hansum man (and not because I get a 200K monthly old age pension)

No one even notices the 40 year age gap were like two peas in a pod 

I can spoke pot here, no problem, as nobody will grass me.

18 minutes ago, Been there done that said:

I can spoke pot here, no problem, as nobody will grass me.

Child serices in thailand are so helpful and I'm a guy you really wanna know.

I would much rather have a 65 yr. old girl friend because we have so much in common. Can't understand why some of these old gits would want a 25 yr. old.

Edited August 1, 20178 yr by thehelmsman