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A Man Goes Into A Pub.....

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A man goes into a pub and says to the barman "10 double vodkas"

the barman says "thats a lot of vodka sir, is something the matter?"

"yes" says the man "I've just found out my youngest son is gay"

the barman immediately brings him the 10 double vodkas and leaves him to drown his sorrows.

the next week the man goes into the pub again and says "20 double vodkas"

the barman says "oh dear sir, what has happened now?"

the man replies "I've just found out my oldest son is gay"

the barman immediately brings him the 20 double vodkas and leaves him to drown his sorrows.

the following week the man goes into the bar again and says "30 double vodkas"

"jeez" says the barman "isn't anyone in your family getting any pussy?"

"Yes" says the man "my wife"

:o:D

An unexpected punch-line, very good, I like it!

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