Things that go 'bump' in the night.

[neverdie]

I realise this is a Scottish thing, however I am sure there's plenty of funny Thai related experiences or stories on things that go 'bump' in the night.

anyway, lay it on us & remember it's a family forum

[bangkokjulia]

Did you mean hump?

[nikmar]

well, the way things are with the missis and me at the moment, it ain't us!!

[RolandRat]

Usually the damn geckos rattling around the ceiling in the loft space.Thats more of a scratch than a bump though.

[Rob8891]

....or the cat climbing up the shelving, oblivious to anything already there, in the vain hope of getting the gecko that's scuttling across the ceiling.

[sipi]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

[nikmar]

A moose loose aboot the hoose

[rodcourt49]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

..you should know the way by now..careful you don't open the wardrobe door by mistake..

[sipi]

Rolling out of bed.

[1happykamper]

"Bumping" is only a Scottish thing? I beg your pardon..But as Englishman I beg to differ... I often bump if in in the mood..and getting out of bed to walk to the toilet at night.. BUMP..I'm big..the room is small. BUMPING is in my genes.

Edited April 22, 2016 by 1happykamper

[thairay]

well, the way things are with the missis and me at the moment, it ain't us!!

get new

[neverdie]

well, the way things are with the missis and me at the moment, it ain't us!!

Women, you can't live with them, you can't live with them,

[nikmar]

cant shoot em either.

[neverdie]

Usually the damn geckos rattling around the ceiling in the loft space.Thats more of a scratch than a bump though.

No lady rats up there Roland?

Keep a Mia noi in the roof or two

[neverdie]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

Do u have electricity at you place now?

[neverdie]

cant shoot em either.

Since when ?

[neverdie]

"Bumping" is only a Scottish thing? I beg your pardon..But as Englishman I beg to differ... I often bump if in in the mood..and getting out of bed to walk to the toilet at night.. BUMP..I'm big..the room is small. BUMPING is in my genes.

I've done a fair bit of bumping in my day.....even have a Ph.D. In it

[sipi]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

Do u have electricity at you place now?

"...without turning on the bedroom light and waking the Mrs up" Edited April 22, 2016 by sipi

[sipi]

Dropping your teeth into a glass of water.

[dick dasterdly]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

Which is why its a good idea to keep a clear pathway between the bed and the bathroom door. Works for me .

[dick dasterdly]

Rats used to have parties in the loft space - they were clearly having a great time.

For some reason they've disappeared, probably been decimated by rat snakes? I'm not sure whether its better to have multitudes of rats or rat snakes - but at least the rat snakes are quiet!

[sipi]

Trying to open the front door and sneak in at 3am after a visit to the temple.

[marko kok prong]

Gas escaping from the nether regions around 4 am on,can cause some unexpected alarm.

[neverdie]

Gas escaping from the nether regions around 4 am on,can cause some unexpected alarm.

This comment stinks

[HLover]

My bowels.