Things that go 'bump' in the night.

[neverdie]

I realise this is a Scottish thing, however I am sure there's plenty of funny Thai related experiences or stories on things that go 'bump' in the night.

anyway, lay it on us & remember it's a family forum

[bangkokjulia]

Did you mean hump?

[nikmar]

well, the way things are with the missis and me at the moment, it ain't us!!

[RolandRat]

Usually the damn geckos rattling around the ceiling in the loft space.Thats more of a scratch than a bump though.

[Rob8891]

....or the cat climbing up the shelving, oblivious to anything already there, in the vain hope of getting the gecko that's scuttling across the ceiling.

[sipi]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

[nikmar]

A moose loose aboot the hoose

[rodcourt49]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

..you should know the way by now..careful you don't open the wardrobe door by mistake..

[sipi]

Rolling out of bed.

[1happykamper]

"Bumping" is only a Scottish thing? I beg your pardon..But as Englishman I beg to differ... I often bump if in in the mood..and getting out of bed to walk to the toilet at night.. BUMP..I'm big..the room is small. BUMPING is in my genes.

[thairay]

well, the way things are with the missis and me at the moment, it ain't us!!

get new

[neverdie]

well, the way things are with the missis and me at the moment, it ain't us!!

Women, you can't live with them, you can't live with them,

[nikmar]

cant shoot em either.

[neverdie]

Usually the damn geckos rattling around the ceiling in the loft space.Thats more of a scratch than a bump though.

No lady rats up there Roland?

Keep a Mia noi in the roof or two

[neverdie]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

Do u have electricity at you place now?

[neverdie]

cant shoot em either.

Since when ?

[neverdie]

"Bumping" is only a Scottish thing? I beg your pardon..But as Englishman I beg to differ... I often bump if in in the mood..and getting out of bed to walk to the toilet at night.. BUMP..I'm big..the room is small. BUMPING is in my genes.

I've done a fair bit of bumping in my day.....even have a Ph.D. In it

[sipi]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

Do u have electricity at you place now?

"...without turning on the bedroom light and waking the Mrs up"

[sipi]

Dropping your teeth into a glass of water.

[dick dasterdly]

Trying to find the hong naam without turning on the lights.

Which is why its a good idea to keep a clear pathway between the bed and the bathroom door. Works for me .

[dick dasterdly]

Rats used to have parties in the loft space - they were clearly having a great time.

For some reason they've disappeared, probably been decimated by rat snakes? I'm not sure whether its better to have multitudes of rats or rat snakes - but at least the rat snakes are quiet!

[sipi]

Trying to open the front door and sneak in at 3am after a visit to the temple.

[marko kok prong]

Gas escaping from the nether regions around 4 am on,can cause some unexpected alarm.

[neverdie]

Gas escaping from the nether regions around 4 am on,can cause some unexpected alarm.

This comment stinks

[HLover]

My bowels.