than a ruse

by any other

by any other

Rathbone body double....

wearing a cossacks

horse beneath him

Which the Pakistani

cricket umpire was

checking his balls

for any small

protusions or plague

identified by yellow

identified by yellow

matter in custard

identified by yellow

matter in custard

tarts and pies

God, he said

God, he said

Well, let's eat

and her girlfriend

up the gary

Barlow path to

the land of

fairy tale laws

Take That reunions

and cram it

in a bubble

like Paris Hilton's

life in general

disarray, due to

disarray, due to

methane gas polution

and lack of

brains or looks

brains or looks

other than that

little rat-like dog