between afternoon ham

club sandwich with

slices of meat

garnished with mustard

closed right eye

as Admiral Nelson

prepared a broadside

her round hips

still funny looking

still funny looking

but not really

a bad poopdeck

a bad poopdeck

......deck to poop?

attach mizzen mast !

What the !$%^

said the coxswain

over a hot

keelhauling and bilging

shit happens not

for all of

or when if

you need it

need shit talk

from a shit

Meanwhile Dr Phibes was

contemplating a colonectomy

..........playing his organ

while eyeing young

nubile saltwater crocs

intent on nibbling