down and dirty

mucking out byre

covered allover in

skin and suntan.................

skin and suntan.................

flavour ice cream

with Aloe Vera

water based lubricant

safe for goldfish

but not human

unless drunk with

a trouser snake........

stirred not shaken

Bond, James Bond

Licence to kill

Licence to kill

anyone you like

Licence to kill

anyone you like

including Z Pete

No,Blofeld's pussy

No,Blofeld's pussy

no bond cooked

fried Ayrshire bacon

with a rancid

cocktail of furry

......wet sticky pussy

smothered in oyster

......mournay, parmesan cheese

and a pinch

and a pinch

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of buffalo grass....

crammed between her

crammed between her

sticky left fist

and her inner

sanctum hidden by