or barossa wines

best in world

Gave me gas

natural for poms

letting it rip

as soapdodgers do

wearing levi's jeans

and pillow biters

quite stylish indeed

For Koh Samui

smashed in pieces

so minuscule that ....

it made his

way back home

hard to find

hard to find

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an excuse for.....

Losing 11 Nil

and his innocense

men no cry

with cheating irish

Guinness' Day Party

which the ref

lost his glasses

was actually colorblind

we wuz robbed

you was whooped

thats for sure

the locker room

.......place of mourning

gnashing of teeth