like an irish

who refereed perfectly

the knobbly knees

and one eye

pirate bandana,ear-ring

an irish pirate

Seamus Leprechaun O'PaddyGalleon

swashbuckling his way ....

with blarney Shillelagh

or Peter Costello

a comedian clown

managing YOUR money

with major problems............

my money too

paying for imbeciles

potatoes.poteen and

whiskies all around

while playing his

saxophone at home

checking out Bono's

hat & razor

while touching his

nose whilst driving

his pink cadalac

while eating hamburgers

with teenage boys

and their mothers

In-law, Jack the

ripper also made

a fleeting appearance