amonst the daisys

and poppy fields

down Somerset way

via Afganistan, naturally

naturally, of course

Said Mr. Natural

NZ Natural icecream

not as good...

as German beer

in a shoe

served by wench

with a hump

and wooden leg

carved from the

illegal logs felled

so he could

fly south for

balmy tropical waters

infested with sharks

sea octopii and

ready to pounce

like a coilled

spider weaving webs

and waiting for,

spiderman to come

down the chimney

up the flue

up the kyber

with biting fleas

better than ticks