The Three Word Story!

[maechanman]

sparingly of course

[ChiefMonkey]

with each customer

[Chaimai]

buy one, get

[maechanman]

another one for

[cashill]

special farang price

[maechanman]

for only ten

[ChiefMonkey]

green bottles were

[maechanman]

sat there waiting

[cashill]

for the bus

[maechanman]

At that very

[ChiefMonkey]

unusual mental institution

[maechanman]

in the place

[Ping]

where Nurse Diesel

[maechanman]

was attending to

[ChiefMonkey]

a sticky moment

[maechanman]

then something happened

[ChiefMonkey]

in his trousers

[maechanman]

something so awful

[Zpete]

his girlfriend pulled..........

[maechanman]

her face and

[ChiefMonkey]

spread her legs

[maechanman]

so wide apart

[ChiefMonkey]

she split infinitives

[Chaimai]

to boldly go

[cashill]

shopping around at

[Chaimai]

Cambodian Sunday market

[gampaan]

seeking a clean

[maechanman]

shiny twelve inch

[ChiefMonkey]

automatic dick flicker

[maechanman]

with built in